Pilley trial

Has Andy been handing out the corporate box to members of the jury with a few Peroni's and a fish supper thrown in?
Guaranteed to have them announcing Pilley as the second coming and professing his innocence
 
He has made a huge about of money on ‘hedging’ on energy markets. Reportedly £50m shortly before he got sent down and this will address the proceeds of crime investigation and therefore Fleetwood should be OK. Reportedly paying their manager more than Critchley.
 
I hear Andy was having some trouble with a gang called "The Sisters" who are trying to take personal liberties.
So Andy has started to dig a tunnel with a small rock hammer, that he used to carve stone chess pieces.
The entrance to this tunnel is situated in Andy's cell, and is hidden behind a large poster of Raquel Welch on his wall.
Andy has promised to meet up with his best mate 'Red' once he escapes.
Andy will reveal his new location to 'Red' by hiding it in a small tin, that's located under a large oak tree in the corner of the southern pasture where Andy once made sweet love to his wife.
Red and Andy will then spend the rest of their lives, working together on a small fishing boat.

Oh shit.....That's the Shawshank Redemption........another made up story....
 
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