Porn scandal in Parliament

After the command, wait for it! wait for it! let parliamentary wanking begin. Let’s face it it’s full of wankers to start with. 💦

I had to laugh at the suggestion of a lengthy investigation 😂 shakes head in disbelief 🫢 as opposed to hand over your unlocked phone right now & check the history, oh dear you’re fired.
 
Let's be fair. It could happen to any of us.

How many times have we all dropped our phone, and find that the screen now shows a porn website?

in 2014 Neil Parish opposed, and voted against the implementation of same sex marriage, stating that he felt the issue was "for the Church and Christians to decide [upon], not for parliament to legislate." I wonder if he's now happy "for the Church and Christians" to decide his fate on this.

Another Tory caught with his hand down his trousers. What's really infuriating is the hypocrisy of these people. They wrap themselves in Christianity, the Church and the Union Jack, and beneath the surface they're wankers.
 
He's resigned now.

He claims that he was looking at tractors, and got onto a porn website by mistake.

Now, I kid you not. The 6th largest tractor manufacturers in the world are - wait for it - "The Escorts Group", an Indian concern who manufacture Farmtrac machines.

This reminds me of the place I used to park when I was flying from Manchester Airport. It was called "Males Garage". I recommended this to one of my workmates - they googled "Males of Manchester" and came up with.... well you can guess the rest.
 
Ollygon said:
He's resigned now.

He claims that he was looking at tractors, and got onto a porn website by mistake.

Now, I kid you not. The 6th largest tractor manufacturers in the world are - wait for it - "The Escorts Group", an Indian concern who manufacture Farmtrac machines.

This reminds me of the place I used to park when I was flying from Manchester Airport. It was called "Males Garage". I recommended this to one of my workmates - they googled "Males of Manchester" and came up with.... well you can guess the rest.
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And let’s not forget he accidentally went on this porn site not the once but twice. 🤣
 
He’s an idiot, you can’t sit in the House of Commons doing that, but don’t tell me it doesn’t happen in many businesses, and in the civil service, police, etc., because it does. Difference is, it’s done privately.
 
Matesrates said:
He’s an idiot, you can’t sit in the House of Commons doing that, but don’t tell me it doesn’t happen in many businesses, and in the civil service, police, etc., because it does. Difference is, it’s done privately.
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This is what disabled toilets were made for.
 
Ollygon said:
He's resigned now.

He claims that he was looking at tractors, and got onto a porn website by mistake.

Now, I kid you not. The 6th largest tractor manufacturers in the world are - wait for it - "The Escorts Group", an Indian concern who manufacture Farmtrac machines.

This reminds me of the place I used to park when I was flying from Manchester Airport. It was called "Males Garage". I recommended this to one of my workmates - they googled "Males of Manchester" and came up with.... well you can guess the rest.
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When I first went on the internet, dial in mode, I was looking for a site with model railway on, yes it's a hobby, and finished up getting a load of porn sites due to the word model, which I couldn't rid myself of. I had to call my mate who runs a computer business to help me. To say it was embarrassing would be an understatement, he took the proverbial out of me for weeks afterwards. That said NP has been a complete and utter pratt which makes me wonder how some of these people get into Parliament.
 
I'm the last person to defend a Tory but I understand this month's Tractor News (being a Pasty Muncher obviously subscribe to) had a full page spread on Massy Ferguson Corn Threshing machines ; due to his sweaty Tory fat fingers he inadvertently found himself watching 'Reap my Seed' starring ' Massive Ferguson Porn Thrasher'...from then on he was sucked into the rabbit hole of porn.
A totally innocent mistake to make.
 
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