Resignometer.
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Lytham_fy8
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Won't last the day like I said yesterday.
Walthamstow_Seasider
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If Benton doesn't get a promotion, for all the brown nosing he's done, then he must be, like, well shit 
Levi501
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Little Gove asked him to resign this morning, the net’s closing in.
Lytham_fy8
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Can't actually keep up with all the resignations right now, I don't think he can form a functioning cabinet.
Levi501
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Only the most brown nosein sycophants left to choose from now!
Shandypants
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Course he can. Francois will be commander in chief, Dorries isn't going anywhere it's been her only chance of power, ditto Pritti Patel, Rees Mogg and Suella Braverman. All as thick as pig shit and put into positions for that reason alone.
Sooty59
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If this doesn’t cause BJ to go then I’m not sure what will.
Just remembered In our yoof we had a desireometer with a few different settings such as the slagometer & finally the clapometer
Lytham_fy8
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Not enough of those left to fill all the posts, he's already done for.
Levi501
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Yeh, he’s a gonna alright, its good entertainment mind waiting for the end result.
Lytham_fy8
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Just watching him drowning in bluster in this select committee is entertaining enough.
Levi501
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Absolutely, daytime TV at its finest.
bollieboy
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So no change then.
bollieboy
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Um, er, hmmm ... er, um ..... vaccines ..... hmmmm, er, um, er ,um ....... Ukraine ....
Lytham_fy8
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Is that the fella currently asking him questions?
Lytham_fy8
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Well it's just shot off the scale with the pinging, cabinet ministers and the chief whip have just told him to go.
Wizaard
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Bit like me after a trip to Ikea
Levi501
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Serious stuff now.
Lytham_fy8
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36 now? Welsh, Irish and Transport Secretaries.
Lytham_fy8
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Zahawi telling him to go now as well apparently, he's only been in the job since yesterday 
Hertsseasider
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Schnaps amongst delegation heading to Boris
He's toast
He's toast
1966_and_all_that
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Is that in anticipation of victory or did you mean Shapps (as in Grant)?
traffordtang
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For all the lies hes told, for all the times he’s misled parliament I think he should be sacked and not allowed the dignity of resigning. And all his belongings should be chucked out the window for good measure.
Hertsseasider
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Haha probably both
1966_and_all_that
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The only person who can do that isn't constitutionally expected to, no matter how much she'd love it, love it!
Lytham_fy8
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Anger, tears, simmering entitlement...
Wizaard
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So if 36 have resigned as ministers, plus numerous others stood up and said they have no confidence, mathematically he doesn't have a mandate within his own party to rule, given that 148 declared no confidence 3 weeks ago.
Dead man walking.
Carrie will be steaming off that expensive wallpaper as we speak.
Dead man walking.
Carrie will be steaming off that expensive wallpaper as we speak.
Lytham_fy8
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The BBC have dragged Hugh Edwards out for the rolling coverage, that's it then, just like Agnew insisting he covers the end of a test on TMS.
Levi501
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A welcoming party he definitely wouldn’t have wanted, unlike others he’s had in there.
1966_and_all_that
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Hope she is. Better that than expect the new incumbent to scrape the tasteless muck off the walls.
Walthamstow_Seasider
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Mad Nad's just rocked up in Downing St ready to fight for her man.
Shandypants
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Where are the 
Boris brigade, this site has enough of them?
Boris brigade, this site has enough of them?
Lytham_fy8
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Evaluating their life choices.Where are the
Wizaard
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It's like Critch leaving all over again.
SeasideKurt
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I thought I was in a time warp or something. Weasels all of them tbh.Zahawi telling him to go now as well apparently, he's only been in the job since yesterday
fcblackpool
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No. He asked him to dance ' show us moves Bozster'
Junior_BentsPlatformShoes
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This made me laugh on that Twitter page :
One Tory MP's response when I asked them about tonight's events: "Each time my phone rings I am terrified he's calling to offer me a job."
One Tory MP's response when I asked them about tonight's events: "Each time my phone rings I am terrified he's calling to offer me a job."
Mark_GT
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ElBurroSinNombre
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Over 50 now - that is about 25% of all government positions
More to come by the sounds of it
Snap general election the next move for Johnson is my guess
More to come by the sounds of it
Snap general election the next move for Johnson is my guess
ElBurroSinNombre
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New chancellor Zahawi now tells Johnson to quit on his third day in the job.
I guess that means that today's policy double act is cancelled.
Dissolution of parliament on its way.
We could end up with a written constitution after this shitshow, both hilarious and depressing in equal measure.
I guess that means that today's policy double act is cancelled.
Dissolution of parliament on its way.
We could end up with a written constitution after this shitshow, both hilarious and depressing in equal measure.