Ryan Lowe boring bullshitter

They should sack him & replace him with Roy Keane

Imagine the scenes at Deepdale who would come to blows first? The fans, the players or the managers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
Ryan Lowe prior to the game "if people think we are just going to sit back, they are in for a shock. We are going to have a go"

Half Time stats:

Goals - 0
Shots off target - 0
Shots on target -0
Corners - 0
Possession - 20%

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Non league teams have given it more of a go than that.
 
Even Lineker said he wouldn't mind some more of the erotic noises from last week as the first half was so boring. It didn't improve second half.
 
Ryan Lowe prior to the game "if people think we are just going to sit back, they are in for a shock. We are going to have a go"

Half Time stats:

Goals - 0
Shots off target - 0
Shots on target -0
Corners - 0
Possession - 20%

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He’s desperate for the limelight, but when it came to it with his hair freshly trimmed for the telly after his ringside jump last Saturday, his team were absolutely shite and offered nothing.

Top blagger is Lowe.
 
He’s desperate for the limelight, but when it came to it with his hair freshly trimmed for the telly after his ringside jump last Saturday, his team were absolutely shite and offered nothing.

Top blagger is Lowe.
That away record in the league though. How are they doing it. Joint top when they're away from the leaky Deepdale roof.

Would be clearly sacked without that form but is obviously getting something right with the counter attacking and shithousery side of it where the onus isn't on them to take the game to the opposition.
 
That away record in the league though. How are they doing it. Joint top when they're away from the leaky Deepdale roof.

Would be clearly sacked without that form but is obviously getting something right with the counter attacking and shithousery side of it where the onus isn't on them to take the game to the opposition.
Can't last forever, do they bore teams into submission maybe?

When we played them they passed it nicely but we cut them to pieces with ease.

Hopefully they start losing away too and carry on the great work at home, entertaining their fans.
 
Can't last forever, do they bore teams into submission maybe?

When we played them they passed it nicely but we cut them to pieces with ease.

Hopefully they start losing away too and carry on the great work at home, entertaining their fans.
Fingers crossed it doesn't but it's lasted half a season so far (and last season when RL took over) so it's not a fluke. They obviously have a way of keeping a set shape, gaining an advantage and then spoiling games, and basically shutting it down as a contest in order to see it out. Yes they didn't do that here but that one derby game isn't a reflection of their season so far any more than it is ours.

If we can do the same under MM, and in the really big games for us, then we're staying up. It won't be pleasing on the eye but we've got to find a way.
 
Ryan Lowe prior to the game "if people think we are just going to sit back, they are in for a shock. We are going to have a go"

Half Time stats:

Goals - 0
Shots off target - 0
Shots on target -0
Corners - 0
Possession - 20%

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Who da Fuk is Ryan Lowe?
Must’ve missed something. My apologies.
 
🀣🀣🀣 Apparently they should have got closer to Son for the 1st goal and Son had a bit of luck for the 2nd goal!!!

Both quality goals 0-3 flattered PKE
 
Believe it or not they’ve actually got a thread running on penisonline titled Lowe out over 650 replies so far.

So that’s Lowe out

The Riddler out

Hemmings out.

And they call us a moaning bunch of so and so’s. 😊
 
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That away record in the league though. How are they doing it. Joint top when they're away from the leaky Deepdale roof.

Would be clearly sacked without that form but is obviously getting something right with the counter attacking and shithousery side of it where the onus isn't on them to take the game to the opposition.
It’s a fair point but his failure to change tactics at home shows his limitations.

Think Mike Marsh is massive for him.

I see Ryan Lowe as a Phil Taylor style character minus the actual winning of things. Full of himself, loves name dropping but actually a massive tool.

Talking himself up as the best dressed in the League with Scott Parker… cringe.
 
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