Sausage, Egg and Chips for Christmas Dinner

Just tell everyone to bring their own. Sandwiches of their choice so no-one can whinge, and you could invest in a family sized bag of turkey flavour crisps to add that authentic seasonal touch.

Anyone wanting e hot meal, give them free use of your Breville - it is Christmas after all.
 
CGP1 said:
Just tell everyone to bring their own. Sandwiches of their choice so no-one can whinge, and you could invest in a family sized bag of turkey flavour crisps to add that authentic seasonal touch.

Anyone wanting e hot meal, give them free use of your Breville - it is Christmas after all.
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Free use???!!!!???

That leccy meter won't fill itself with 50p's.
 
I hope you are going to make crackers out of old bog rolls ? ...unsure what to insert for cheap trinkets though ? If one gets v large matches ...and sellotapes them together head to head ..when pulled apart can provide a lovely flame. Add a small gas canister ( a la vape cigs ) and hey presto ..a relatively easily controlled explosion
 
Come on, make an effort.
This has got all the trimmings, so everyone goes home happy...
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Toastrack said:
Come on, make an effort.
This has something for everyone...
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It’s sophisticated I’ll grant you but Looks expensive …I’m on a budget mate..and now Fat Keith wants to bring his new lady interest. Ill have to check if Loose Branda is vegetarian. I hope not or I’m into buying some of that Quorn stuff ….don’t know if I’ll need one lump or two cos she’s a Big Girl and if the neighbours see me buying that they’ll think I’ve got ideas above my station and start painting names in my front door again
 
hertfordseasider said:
We have this same thread every year lads…. It’s a yawnathon

no offence but it’s a bit “I‘m a cool Daddio and Hip to the groove so unlike you Turkey compliance Nazis I’m having sausage, egg & chips on Xmas Day, aren’t I the ** Nuts”

If you want sausage egg & chips have it, if you want two have two if you want beans on toast have that…..and please tell us all about it 🤣
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Check out Mr Sophiscated and his putting a saucepan on for beans, we're not all Keith Floyd fella and I last saw our tin opener in 1997.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
Check out Mr Sophiscated and his putting a saucepan on for beans, we're not all Keith Floyd fella and I last saw our tin opener in 1997.
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No saucepans in our house…

Chip Pan
Frying Pan
& Dust Pan

Sauce comes in a ** bottle mate 👍

Edit: I tell a lie…. The Mrs has just reminded me..

We’ve all so got The Big Pan… 👍
 
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Bloodtangerine said:
It’s sophisticated I’ll grant you but Looks expensive …I’m on a budget mate..and now Fat Keith wants to bring his new lady interest. Ill have to check if Loose Branda is vegetarian. I hope not or I’m into buying some of that Quorn stuff ….don’t know if I’ll need one lump or two cos she’s a Big Girl and if the neighbours see me buying that they’ll think I’ve got ideas above my station and start painting names in my front door again
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Look, I really don’t want to be a party pooper here but aren’t you forgetting something that no wannabe self respecting host ever should … P.A.R.T.Y. B.A.G.S..and loose Brenda definitely strikes me as the kinda gal with low morals but high expectations …..😉
 
TotallyTangerine said:
Look, I really don’t want to be a party pooper here but aren’t you forgetting something that no wannabe self respecting host ever should … P.A.R.T.Y. B.A.G.S..and loose Brenda definitely strikes me as the kinda gal with low morals but high expectations …..😉
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She not got low morals from what I’ve seen…..she’s got no morals…….I know she was doing a “physical Joke” to make people laugh but that poor Alsatian looked bemused…..very bemused……..but tbf it didn’t try to get away 😳
 
Well Blood, as you're obviously keen to get into the Christmas spirit and all (crikey, you're even having guests! The last time we had guests was at my mum's funeral.....and that was only me Dad!), what are you doing about the festive Christmas tree? I mean to say, you can't have Chrimbo without a tree can you?
 
Bloodtangerine said:
What’s the point of frying air?
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Don't talk about Air fryers. I've had to cancel my guests coming round at Christmas due to Amazon not delivering the £1.99 one that dozens of us had invested in on here. I've got 14 kilos of Farm Foods Deluxe Battered Onion rings and "Seasoned" Curly fries sat in the deep freezer I was going to air-fry and show a bit of pizazz to my friends and family with. I'd even got 1 each of those really large Garlic Mayo and a BBQ sauce bottles that they sell for a quid in corner shops as a garnish.

Bezos cancelled my dream so he can fly to space the stupid sod.
 
Bloodtangerine said:
I could do hash browns I suppose but that means putting the oven on and getting a baking tray dirty…..that’ll need washing or slinging away…..it doesn’t sound a lot but it’s all extra work and I don’t want to be totally exhausted when my guests leave at 2pm. I want a nice hour of Me time before I go to bed
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you dont fry your hash browns ?...peasant
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
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