SECOND OWNER - OR DROP

Wow, this is like Lord Lucan riding into the forum on Shergar, throwing wads of the Ormerod money in the air! The Grand Inquisitor has returned!

Paulco, you old fruitloop, where have you been hiding? It's lovely to know you are extant and have not fallen to covid, monkey pox or cat aids, but I say you make this posting thing an annual event and leave well alone for another 12 months.
 
I heard he and spider29 have been working on a combined poetry collection, like two later day Coleridge and Wordsworth. Hence their combined extended absence. Spider with his distinct haiku style and paulco with his blank verse, I fear it may be more Lyrical Bollocks than Lyrical Ballads.
Wonder what ever happened to Spider? Maybe he’ll crawl out the woodwork now Paulco’s back
 
I used to write some cracking rhyming poetry at school, or I thought it was.

Anyways, my English lit teacher wasn’t a big fan, so I switched my style and produced a poem that didn’t rhyme and I barely understood myself , got an A* for it.

🤣 true story.
 
Hes says the same things whenever something goes wrong, virtually never proved right. I still think we'll be alright but but that was crap tonight.
I know exactly what he’s like I’ve been on this board for 15 years but this post isn’t far from the truth.

League status is more important than anything.
 
I know exactly what he’s like I’ve been on this board for 15 years but this post isn’t far from the truth.

League status is more important than anything.
Yeah well we need to bring in some quality players, still a couple of weeks left....

A few left out tonight are a lot better than what was on the pitch luckily.

Lavery just doesn't look like he can score. CJ's touch is horrendous. A lot of moves broke down with them.
 
I agree with Paulco. I'd rather spend the money on having a competitive football team.

Training complexes can wait. It's not like we ever bring youngsters through and actually play them. It's merely a commercial venture anyway.
 
The training ground is more important
I think we should be well established in the Championship before we can start thinking about the East stand. We don't fill what we've got and I don't particularly care if the away fans have a slightly rubbish stand to sit in!
 
🤔 I think you’ll find that that was Pete Shelley from the Buzzcocks and he was referencing Ossie Ardiles

unless Coleridge wrote a parakeet 🤔🤔
I think you'll find the Coleridge poem "Kubla Khan" from which the lines were taken and adapted was written in 1797, which, I suspect, probably predates the Buzzcocks.

Or even if you want to ignore that, the Rush song "Xanadu" which references it was on the 1977 "Farewell To King" Album which certainly predates my earliest memory of the Buttcocks by a couple of years

But, you just keep on spouting your nonsense like the utter CustardTrumpet I've always considered you to be
 
I think you'll find the Coleridge poem "Kubla Khan" from which the lines were taken and adapted was written in 1797, which, I suspect, probably predates the Buzzcocks.

Or even if you want to ignore that, the Rush song "Xanadu" which references it was on the 1977 "Farewell To King" Album which certainly predates my earliest memory of the Buttcocks by a couple of years

But, you just keep on spouting your nonsense like the utter CustardTrumpet I've always considered you to be
🙄 Apologies, April, I was confusing my ‘Kubla Khan’s’ and my ‘Ozymandias’s’

Custard trumpet’s sound nice. Does that mean you like me really 🥰

p.s. can’t believe you didn’t reference Olivia Newton John
 
Sorry this may not go down well as I know the avftt pack love nothing more than jumping on somebody for having a difference of opinion but the OP is bang on
 
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