Shaun Dyche looks like a security guard from Home Bargains.

Redlips

Redlips

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I really don’t like this guy.

He looks like a security guard in home bargains who wants to bring in his pet dog Winston, but is not allowed.

I think a chant needs to be started “Shaun Dyche is a mall guard, Repeat”.

Or what is that coming over aisle six it is the mall guard.

Come of fans of Blackpool fc we can get this chant going. The Dingles will love it.

😍😍😍😍
 
What we need is a Turton chant. Something like...

No points, for your take away
No points....

To the tune of one nil and you fecked it up.

Or

Ollie Turton, Ollie Turton
What you gonna eat tonight?
What you gonna eat tonight?

To the tune of not fit to wipe my arse.

I'm people can do better.
 
Suddick's Ghost said:
What a job he has done for a security guard! I very much admire what Burnley have achieved for a club that is historically no bigger than our own.

How much of it would have been possible-- or would be in the future-- without him, you can't but wonder.
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Has he done a good job?

he got them promoted and has spent 100s of millions on Brexit footballers to finish outside the relegation zone.

For the same amount of money he has spent, Leicester have won the league, played in Europe consistently, top five finishes and FA cup wins.
 
Suddick's Ghost said:
What a job he has done for a security guard! I very much admire what Burnley have achieved for a club that is historically no bigger than our own.

How much of it would have been possible-- or would be in the future-- without him, you can't but wonder.
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Agree. He's been hugely impressive as their manager: taking them up, back down, up again and keeping them there.

That said, when Sean Dyche is mentioned my mind goes back to playing Northampton Town at home during the Perfect 10 run in 2007. He played in their defence, gave away a penalty and scored an own goal in a 4-1 victory to the Pool.
 
Redlips said:
Has he done a good job?

he got them promoted and has spent 100s of millions on Brexit footballers to finish outside the relegation zone.

For the same amount of money he has spent, Leicester have won the league, played in Europe consistently, top five finishes and FA cup wins.
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Leicester also had Vardy who we could have had. 😀
 
I don't mind him tbh. Which is quite something. Because I friggin hate Burnley. He seems a decent fella to me. If I was to say I hate him, it would be to try and do what I think I should do as a Blackpool fan. The job he has done is to be admired.
 
He's done a good job on a tight budget..have they signed anybody this summer?
Mind you would you want to live in Burnley?
 
Have Burnley or Fleetwood signed any black players yet? Didn't appear to be any in their first team squads at any time under Dyche and Barton? Hope Larry is beginning to rectify this 'accidental discrepancy"!
 
Atchetman said:
He's done a good job on a tight budget..have they signed anybody this summer?
Mind you would you want to live in Burnley?
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The tight budget idea is a myth 16m for Ben Gibson who played a handful of games before being bombed.

Patrick Bamford who was swashbuckling last season signed for a fortune then bombed

Jelly Vosen lasted 3 weeks then bombes

This mall guard p I s s e s money away.

The guy is a dinosaur
 
GaryOrrell said:
Have Burnley or Fleetwood signed any black players yet? Didn't appear to be any in their first team squads at any time under Dyche and Barton? Hope Larry is beginning to rectify this 'accidental discrepancy"!
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Andre Gray
Mumbongo
Aaron Lennon
Darikwa
 
Redlips said:
The tight budget idea is a myth 16m for Ben Gibson who played a handful of games before being bombed.

Patrick Bamford who was swashbuckling last season signed for a fortune then bombed

Jelly Vosen lasted 3 weeks then bombes

This mall guard p I s s e s money away.

The guy is a dinosaur
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Gibson was signed for 1 point 6 million pounds!
Bamford was a loan player!
Vosen never heard of him!
Have you been on the waccy baccy!😁
 
Redlips said:
Play nice JJpool.

Just because your Mrs has JJ knockers does not mean you can be chopsy with redlips 💋👄💄
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