Skills...sign him up

[groundsman]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1278613366387269635

 

[TangerineSeasider]

All our players already have that very same ability, skill and speed during the 15 minutes or so warmup before kick-off.
They then lose it all as they disappear down the tunnel before coming back out for the important 90 minutes to follow.

 

[Macseasider]

Looks speeded up to me.

 

[Seasideforever]

And then he finds girls !!!