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PHILOFWALES

PHILOFWALES

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Once again the folly of the Blackpool management 'team' has been laid bare, now I'm not one to say I told you so but as I said back in September (when security were escorting me from the training ground as I tried to hand over my player dossier garnered from hours of YouTube videos and googling) 'you'll regret this come April Critchley, you're not my manager now!'.

The manager has clearly been caught lacking in the recruitment stakes, I doubt he even read my PowerPoint presentation I had couriered over on a USB stick, let alone thought about ringing me up for advice or possibly offering me a job as Head of Recruitment when I sent him my LinkedIn details.

Now I don't know what so called 'Critchley' was doing over last summer, probably something to do with UEFA licences or some other waste of time, but had he replied to my email inviting him to the 'Phil of Wales Coaching Seminar 2020' (£599 for two days at Ffrith Beach Arena, parking extra, cold buffet on second day only, please bring a cone each) he clearly wouldn't be making the mistakes he is now.

As I see it there's only one thing that can save the club at the moment and had Sadler followed my Instagram campaign 'Bring Back Paul Ince as Blackpool Manager' we could be looking at top six with games in hand now, instead of the certain relegation we're staring in the face.

I can only hope that lessons will be learned and that my CV posted registered first class found it's way to Hong Kong.
 
Seemingly all you need to do to get anyone in the whole WIDE Worlds attention is to text your expert, not to be ignored opinions to Boris ( He of the Johnson head of candyfluff fame) and your message will be shared, #tagged,verily wiff waffled around the globe toot sweet style. Of course lots of hilarious emoticons will need to be included to ensure the fluffy haired one's attention remains thoroughly captured at all times
The above done then the Critch would be behoven to your infallible tactical nous from here to the errm Super league/ Champions league, Texaco, LDV vans, Milk Cup crown.
Then ALL glory shall be your's oh all knowingly wrong one. All hail the Phil ✌️😁🤔😊😂🤣😜😎😳etc.
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Gross oversight for them to dismiss you like this , I've only watched the last three games but have already mailed this Critchley character a manilla filled with charts and graphs and a pasta collage that spells out "have you tried telling them to score?"
 
PHILOFWALES said:
Once again the folly of the Blackpool management 'team' has been laid bare, now I'm not one to say I told you so but as I said back in September (when security were escorting me from the training ground as I tried to hand over my player dossier garnered from hours of YouTube videos and googling) 'you'll regret this come April Critchley, you're not my manager now!'.

The manager has clearly been caught lacking in the recruitment stakes, I doubt he even read my PowerPoint presentation I had couriered over on a USB stick, let alone thought about ringing me up for advice or possibly offering me a job as Head of Recruitment when I sent him my LinkedIn details.

Now I don't know what so called 'Critchley' was doing over last summer, probably something to do with UEFA licences or some other waste of time, but had he replied to my email inviting him to the 'Phil of Wales Coaching Seminar 2020' (£599 for two days at Ffrith Beach Arena, parking extra, cold buffet on second day only, please bring a cone each) he clearly wouldn't be making the mistakes he is now.

As I see it there's only one thing that can save the club at the moment and had Sadler followed my Instagram campaign 'Bring Back Paul Ince as Blackpool Manager' we could be looking at top six with games in hand now, instead of the certain relegation we're staring in the face.

I can only hope that lessons will be learned and that my CV posted registered first class found it's way to Hong Kong.
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Brilliant.. 😂😂😂
 
I spent many a happy hour on Yr FFrith Beach kicking a ball about with my mates, playing Cricket, Canoeing on the right-hand side lake, looking towards the sea, ah yes and the roller skating rink near the car park, all well before the FFrith Pub was built. There was a large house and land called Rhoslan there previously, where I used to go scrumping. All the old shacks from the army camp in WW2 one used as an amusement arcade with a jukebox, one of the only ones in Prestatyn.

Memories.
 
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