Sorry OT but I need help.

So, helpful, he said it 3 times........but I think TAM is an employment lawyer......just a thought!!!

I have the perfect answer.......NO, it's not a little known football site focusing on Blackpool FC and what's good on TV
TRY typing in.....G.O.O.G.L.E......and follow it with the "question"........Motor Claims Lawyer or Legal advice motor cars........Lancashire......

And Fuck Me.......8 companies who offer legal services.......it's like a little genie sitting in your phone/computer doing the work of the whole of AVFTT
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
So, helpful, he said it 3 times........but I think TAM is an employment lawyer......just a thought!!!

I have the perfect answer.......NO, it's not a little known football site focusing on Blackpool FC and what's good on TV
TRY typing in.....G.O.O.G.L.E......and follow it with the "question"........Motor Claims Lawyer or Legal advice motor cars........Lancashire......

And Fuck Me.......8 companies who offer legal services.......it's like a little genie sitting in your phone/computer doing the work of the whole of AVFTT
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The guy needs help and TAM is a senior member of a multi service solicitors that are generally held in good view in Blackpool.

If BBE can’t deal with it they will know who is the best and NOT someone who is just good at ppc and search engine optimisation on google.

So do us all a favour and do one 👍👍👍
 
What's PPC or optimization got to do with typing...."Solicitor, motor problems, Lancashire" into Google...............

Google..........About 5,500,000 results (0.38 seconds)
AVFTT.........10 replies in 48 hours......and 8 of them have nothing to do with the question......if you're that desperate,,,,,, 🤔

You OAP's have to get to grips with these new modern methods, seriously.....Or I can just see future posts.......

I'm chocking on a piece of meat, can anyone recommend someone to do the Heimlich manoeuvre in South Blackpool? .....
I'm having a heart attack.....which Blackpool player should you call first.....and how quickly can they get here?

And who's All?
The voices in your head....The 5 or so people who have commented?
And 3 thumbs up.......something tells me, you probably have 3 thumbs.....👍
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
What's PPC or optimization got to do with typing...."Solicitor, motor problems, Lancashire" into Google...............

Google..........About 5,500,000 results (0.38 seconds)
AVFTT.........10 replies in 48 hours......and 8 of them have nothing to do with the question......if you're that desperate,,,,,, 🤔

You OAP's have to get to grips with these new modern methods, seriously.....Or I can just see future posts.......

I'm chocking on a piece of meat, can anyone recommend someone to do the Heimlich manoeuvre in South Blackpool? .....
I'm having a heart attack.....which Blackpool player should you call first.....and how quickly can they get here?

And who's All?
The voices in your head....The 5 or so people who have commented?
And 3 thumbs up.......something tells me, you probably have 3 thumbs.....👍
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Relax. All he was asking for was personal recommendations.

Getting a list via online search engines could lead to all sorts of problems.
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
What's PPC or optimization got to do with typing...."Solicitor, motor problems, Lancashire" into Google...............

Google..........About 5,500,000 results (0.38 seconds)
AVFTT.........10 replies in 48 hours......and 8 of them have nothing to do with the question......if you're that desperate,,,,,, 🤔

You OAP's have to get to grips with these new modern methods, seriously.....Or I can just see future posts.......

I'm chocking on a piece of meat, can anyone recommend someone to do the Heimlich manoeuvre in South Blackpool? .....
I'm having a heart attack.....which Blackpool player should you call first.....and how quickly can they get here?

And who's All?
The voices in your head....The 5 or so people who have commented?
And 3 thumbs up.......something tells me, you probably have 3 thumbs.....👍
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You have shown in your first sentence you have no idea what you are talking about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
So, helpful, he said it 3 times........but I think TAM is an employment lawyer......just a thought!!!

I have the perfect answer.......NO, it's not a little known football site focusing on Blackpool FC and what's good on TV
TRY typing in.....G.O.O.G.L.E......and follow it with the "question"........Motor Claims Lawyer or Legal advice motor cars........Lancashire......

And Fuck Me.......8 companies who offer legal services.......it's like a little genie sitting in your phone/computer doing the work of the whole of AVFTT
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Cheer up will you
 
Who's grumpy.......I just said Google it as it sounded like the OP was still looking for TAM to reply....after 2 days
Then some OAP starts throwing around his knowledge of searching for Haemorrhoid cream on the internet.

....and what was supposed to be a general comment, gets AVFTT's "Your not as intelligent as me"....i know what PPC stands for.......

Bloody hell....do what 99.9% of people do......Google the shit out of it, give someone a call and if it's not what you want/need.....phone someone else.

It's not rocket science.....unless you're One who's got nothing to do between Homes under the Hammer and Bargain Hunt...and wants to show off his knowledge of Ad's on the internet.

Rant over.......last time I give advice...........well not the last, maybe for the next 30 minutes while I google......"Hitmen, Blackpool, OAP, Cleveleys"
 
I’ve done 2 separate days in court for points accumulation. First time I took a solicitor who was recommended and glad I did.
Second time I was confident I could repeat his words and got away with it.

Over a decade ago. I’m much more cautious now (only 3 points 😂)
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
Who's grumpy.......I just said Google it as it sounded like the OP was still looking for TAM to reply....after 2 days
Then some OAP starts throwing around his knowledge of searching for Haemorrhoid cream on the internet.

....and what was supposed to be a general comment, gets AVFTT's "Your not as intelligent as me"....i know what PPC stands for.......

Bloody hell....do what 99.9% of people do......Google the shit out of it, give someone a call and if it's not what you want/need.....phone someone else.

It's not rocket science.....unless you're One who's got nothing to do between Homes under the Hammer and Bargain Hunt...and wants to show off his knowledge of Ad's on the internet.

Rant over.......last time I give advice...........well not the last, maybe for the next 30 minutes while I google......"Hitmen, Blackpool, OAP, Cleveleys"
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You have no idea what you are talking about.

Google doesn’t give you the best answers when looking for products and services - it gives you who results for companies who have optimised their site best or sponsored the words you search on.

Therefore google isn’t fair in what it shows you - it’s down to marketing.

So I think it’s best you don’t give advice - especially when you don’t have a clue what you were talking about 😂😂😂😂
 
seasideone said:
You have no idea what you are talking about.

Google doesn’t give you the best answers when looking for products and services - it gives you who results for companies who have optimised their site best or sponsored the words you search on.

Therefore google isn’t fair in what it shows you - it’s down to marketing.

So I think it’s best you don’t give advice - especially when you don’t have a clue what you were talking about 😂😂😂😂
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As SS1 says. Get advice and get it from a referral.
Google is cowboy city.
 
Godhelpus said:
I seriously need hoelp not idiot replys. I take it you have nothing better to do? Try getting a life.
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You certainly do need help from the sound of it. First thing I'd do is ask for help in finding your sense of humour. After that do what you wish because I don't give a flying!
 
Only on AVFTT can you go from.......I need some advice.......to Google is a demi god of fake advertising......in 19 posts.

I (and I can only speak for me) go past the Ad marked posts and stick to the organic search results.
I would imagine the OP is careful enough to read the site before giving them a call.....but lets just show how clever we are!!!

But hey...lets not turn this into a dick measuring contest....considering I'm Google accredited, analytics and PPC ad words certification.....and spent 4 years working with a very, very large UK communications company constructing and selling websites.
I also established a start up e-commerce company who are still running today and I ran my own e-commerce company for over 3 years, which I later sold........but lets not have to pop our CV's on here, so it makes us look like we know what were all talking about...

And if a company wants to spend £23 for someone to click their Ad for 'solicitor' 'motor' 'Lancashire'.....Then 'maybe'.....just 'maybe'....They are a Solicitor , who's based in Lancashire who deals with motoring problems......and not ** Al Qaeda looking for new converts..... 🤔
 
Chunkylad said:
I’ve done 2 separate days in court for points accumulation. First time I took a solicitor who was recommended and glad I did.
Second time I was confident I could repeat his words and got away with it.

Over a decade ago. I’m much more cautious now (only 3 points 😂)
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Back in the day, my dad (away on business) was racing against someone on the M4. He was stopped and then summoned to appear in court in Bristol. Turned out, the guy he was trying to beat was Ian Botham driving to a charity event. Botham was up first and his Barrister managed to argue his case so that he was let off with points and a fine. Dad was let off too with the same. He said Botham was very friendly.
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
Only on AVFTT can you go from.......I need some advice.......to Google is a demi god of fake advertising......in 19 posts.

I (and I can only speak for me) go past the Ad marked posts and stick to the organic search results.
I would imagine the OP is careful enough to read the site before giving them a call.....but lets just show how clever we are!!!

But hey...lets not turn this into a dick measuring contest....considering I'm Google accredited, analytics and PPC ad words certification.....and spent 4 years working with a very, very large UK communications company constructing and selling websites.
I also established a start up e-commerce company who are still running today and I ran my own e-commerce company for over 3 years, which I later sold........but lets not have to pop our CV's on here, so it makes us look like we know what were all talking about...

And if a company wants to spend £23 for someone to click their Ad for 'solicitor' 'motor' 'Lancashire'.....Then 'maybe'.....just 'maybe'....They are a Solicitor , who's based in Lancashire who deals with motoring problems......and not ** Al Qaeda looking for new converts..... 🤔
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WOW

If the above is true it is even more amazing that you wrote….

“What's PPC or optimization got to do with typing...."Solicitor, motor problems, Lancashire" into Google...............”

God help your clients or employer then 😂😂
 
TotallyTangerine said:
Back in the day, my dad (away on business) was racing against someone on the M4. He was stopped and then summoned to appear in court in Bristol. Turned out, the guy he was trying to beat was Ian Botham driving to a charity event. Botham was up first and his Barrister managed to argue his case so that he was let off with points and a fine. Dad was let off too with the same. He said Botham was very friendly.
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Did the barrister specialise in celebrity cases or was he an all rounder?
 
TotallyTangerine said:
Back in the day, my dad (away on business) was racing against someone on the M4. He was stopped and then summoned to appear in court in Bristol. Turned out, the guy he was trying to beat was Ian Botham driving to a charity event. Botham was up first and his Barrister managed to argue his case so that he was let off with points and a fine. Dad was let off too with the same. He said Botham was very friendly.
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"Back in the day" love that TT👍

I reckon Botham should've been done for Headingley wrong way ...🤪
 
So....#29 posts in and 4 days later it's.....
9 on PPC & Google results and CV's from previous/present jobs
8 with a joke,
4 with a Ian Botham story
3, from One showing that he had a job or went on a Job Centre sponsored course
2 with 'advice',
2 asking me not to give any advice
1 from 50's who was obviously up really late last night.
0 replies for actual Solicitors

Sorry Alf, but I'm going to have to break my promise about advice.....but GodHelpUs (what an apt name for this thread).....Just DM TAM direct....

By the way....I know it's Homes under the Hammer time and slightly before the mid morning nap for some of you......but anybody with a Degree or PhD in computer science, who could explain how to DM TAM for GodHelpUs..........anybody?

Can someone see if Bill Gates is on this morning?
 
Born_in_the_Fifties said:
"Back in the day" love that TT👍

I reckon Botham should've been done for Headingley wrong way ...🤪
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Dad would have been in his mid seventies then and still a mover and a shaker! It was one of his weak points though that he hated to be challenged when driving and would never back down. One of my over-riding childhood memories, is of my mum shrieking, “Peter, slow down!” She even jumped out once at a set of traffic lights 😂. Thankfully, he never caused a crash and he still drives now at 98 and has just had his licence renewed for another 3 years. He said, that’ll see him out!
 
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