Starting a new job a la Bowler

SeasideTerrier

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“Morning lad, do you know who I am?”
Josh. “Yeah of course I do, you’re the gaffer. Can’t wait to be out on the grass with the lads”
Cooper, “ Of course you know who I am, the ugliest bastard in football, that’s me. Anyway, do you like feta cheese?”
“I tend not to eat cheese, olives, baklava, gyros or moussaka. I once went to Athens on a school trip and got really poorly, so don’t really like Greece.”
“Ah Joshy Bowly Bowler, you’re a right joker aren’t you! I reckon the lads will call you Stavros”
“What do you mean gaffer? What time does training start?”

Ad infinitum
 
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