Surprising New Spate of Injuries

[Jimmy Jazz]

For a while now we have suffered a surprising amount of hamstring injuries, which some people have suggested maybe down to the Squires Gate pitch or a poor training regime.

Can anyone suggest a reason why three of our players had their right wrist in a bandage today?

None of the crude or obvious suggestions please.

For reference: Dembele, Byers and Joseph

 

[BillyRonsonNo7]

For a while now we have suffered a surprising amount of hamstring injuries, which some people have suggested maybe down to the Squires Gate pitch or a poor training regime.

Can anyone suggest a reason why three of our players had their right wrist in a bandage today?

None of the crude or obvious suggestions please.

For reference: Dembele, Byers and Joseph

Neil has a high sex drive

 

[TrickyTangerine]

Lavery and Kouassi back on the treatment table after both getting injured this week in training

 

[Macseasider]

For a while now we have suffered a surprising amount of hamstring injuries, which some people have suggested maybe down to the Squires Gate pitch or a poor training regime.

Can anyone suggest a reason why three of our players had their right wrist in a bandage today?

None of the crude or obvious suggestions please.

For reference: Dembele, Byers and Joseph

Probably a fashion thing coz it's cool innit

 

[HatfulofHollow]

Lavery and Kouassi back on the treatment table after both getting injured this week in training

Don’t actually believe that. I think they’ve told
Lavery he’s gone.

 

[Wizaard]

For a while now we have suffered a surprising amount of hamstring injuries, which some people have suggested maybe down to the Squires Gate pitch or a poor training regime.

Can anyone suggest a reason why three of our players had their right wrist in a bandage today?

None of the crude or obvious suggestions please.

For reference: Dembele, Byers and Joseph

Byers injured his wrist just before coming off .

 

[Seainsea]

Lavery and Kouassi back on the treatment table after both getting injured this week in training

It's unbelievable how many of our players are injured in training. I mean it's the end of the season and the players should be at their peak fitness wise should only be doing light sessions or set-pieces.

 

[Seainsea]

Don’t actually believe that. I think they’ve told
Lavery he’s gone.

If that is true then it is scandalous and shows a total lack of football intelligence at the club.

 

[BpoolFred34]

Having a good tug releases tension, so maybe it's a way of getting the tension of playing for Critchley out

 

[bfcpete]

If that is true then it is scandalous and shows a total lack of football intelligence at the club.

I had heard that Lavery, together with Ekpiteta and Husband, had all turned down contract offers.

 

[Albert Ross]

It's unbelievable how many of our players are injured in training. I mean it's the end of the season and the players should be at their peak fitness wise should only be doing light sessions or set-pieces.

You mean they actually practice set pieces.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Dembele I can understand. He’s been propping up the team all season.