Switch the heaters off and save some money
- Thread starter AllezBlackpool
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Tangerinetiltingatwindmil
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Came back from volunteering today
Sat in front of TV no heating or fire.(choice)
Prayed to the gods for my four walls and roof.
Sat in front of TV no heating or fire.(choice)
Prayed to the gods for my four walls and roof.
BigHandsOliverKahn
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Strip naked and sit for 10 minutes outside on your garden furniture. Then come back inside and enjoy feeling the warmth of a house without its heating on.
AllezBlackpool
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I meant the pitch 
ansdellmafia
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Pretty sure he means on the Bloomfield Rd pitch !
Lytham_fy8
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I think I speak for the entire board when I thank the lord we're not your neighbours.Strip naked and sit for 10 minutes outside on your garden furniture. Then come back inside and enjoy feeling the warmth of a house without its heating on.
AllTheBoysAreCheerin'
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To be fair, he's got big hands, even if he doesn't need them, to save the neighbours blushes!
JJpool
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Are they big hands though or is it just a cocktail sausage?
AllTheBoysAreCheerin'
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Good point, I don't know how he judged the size of his hands!
Wizaard
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They have the lights to naked the grass grow. They give off heat to keep the grass growing all year round.
Wizaard
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To be fair, it's very cold...
JJpool
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Aren't they just lights and not heat?
Wizaard
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Both
JJpool
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LED lights will give off significantly less heat than others, I doubt any slight heat helps anything to grow.
Lytham_fy8
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Save energy costs by switching off your fridge and opening the door as it's freezing anyway, you can then put your heating on
Albert Ross
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Tight bugger.
Albert Ross
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If any neighbours see you doing it you can enjoy the free heating of a nice warm cell.Strip naked and sit for 10 minutes outside on your garden furniture. Then come back inside and enjoy feeling the warmth of a house without its heating on.
Tangerinetiltingatwindmil
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Proving a point while my wife has been at workTight bugger.
Dr Hfuhruhurr
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The groundsman will NOT like thatStrip naked and sit for 10 minutes outside on your garden furniture. Then come back inside and enjoy feeling the warmth of a house without its heating on.