Tea is dangerous.

Insider

Insider

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Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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I think you need to buy her a bottle of Earl Gray Gin, so she is able to chill out while you are at the pub.
Tea needs mixing with a more relaxing liguor to prevent agitation for no good reason.
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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I'm tea total.
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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And far more dangerous than beer if you throw it over others or yourself at a football match.
Though you probably wouldn’t do that unless you’d had beer in the first place 🤔
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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Just a storm in a teacup!
 
Lala said:
And far more dangerous than beer if you throw it over others or yourself at a football match.
Though you probably wouldn’t do that unless you’d had beer in the first place 🤔
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Depends if its tasteless gnats piss lager, don't mind throwing that.
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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Where you made your mistake was going home peaceful and silent. If you had gone into the house banging the door, tripping over the cat, singing “ I’m in the mood for love” and divesting yourself of clothes all the way up the stairs, I can guarantee she would have been in bed pretending to be asleep.😉
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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🤣
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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How could she shout at you all night long ,you didn't get home until the morning🤔.
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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Thats an old one but a very good one 😂
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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My tea has ended in the bin more than once 🤣
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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I was with your wife til around 2:00am and she was moaning like mad with me😛
 
Insider said:
Tea is an evil, substance.
Tea is much more dangerous than beer.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 pints of beer up until 3.00am at the pub whilst my wife was at home drinking tea.
You should have seen how angry and violent my wife was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me all night long and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
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Hilarious
 
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