The worst record lyrics

[Southshoresteve]

Anything by Sting usually - this from Don’t Stand So Close to Me is A1 grade though....


It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

 

[Goldfinger]

I bought a ticket for the world and now I’ve come back again

"Why do I find it hard to write the next line"?

Cos you're a shit songwriter!!!!!

 

[fcblackpool]

It has to be Life by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Surprised this took till post 27!!!!

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Listen hon' I know you're dumb
But that's OK, you don't have to look so glum.
Dean Friedman - Lucky Stars.

You're not the bastard son of Dean Frieman are you?

 

[L’étranger]

Anything by Sting usually - this from Don’t Stand So Close to Me is A1 grade though....


It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Yes Sting has to be up there as one of the all time worst,
De doo doo,
Giant steps are what you take walking on the moon,
I hope the Russians love their children too,

The list is endless.

Was it Danny Baker who did a one line review of a Police album?:
“You have the right to remain silent!”

 

[Alf]

MacArthur Park.
"someone left the cake out in the rain......
I don't think I can take it cos it took so long to bake it and I'll never have the recipe again."

utter shite!!

It has to be MacArthur Park to take the trophy. One of those ‘we’ll replace that with something that’s not ** awful later on’ lyrics that just never got replaced I reckon.

Special mention to disco era James Brown trying to save his career with the ill-fated single “Gravity”. Classic refrains such as “It’s pullin me dowwwwn” and “Hey, the big G”

 

[Davepick]

Great Sinatra song, 'Anything goes'.
How true.
'In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now anything goes.

Good authors now who once used better words
Now only use four letter words writing prose
Anything goes.

The world has gone mad today
And goods bad today
And day's night today
When most guys today,
That women Prize today
Are just silly gigolos. etc.

 

[Alf]

Great Sinatra song, 'Anything goes'.
How true.
'In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now anything goes.

Good authors now who once used better words
Now only use four letter words writing prose
Anything goes.

The world has gone mad today
And goods bad today
And day's night today
When most guys today,
That women Prize today
Are just silly gigolos. etc.

Cole Porter thank you very much!!

 

[Fatboy]

Flying through the Sky like a Tiger ! ?

 

[Leither]

I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer . . . always though that was pretty strange?

 

[Lewis_Winthorpe]

Considering it was written by Noel and he's admitted it was a nonsense song you weren't far off

I know Noel wrote it as he did most of their songs. Just sounds to me like Liam wrote it.

Liam's solo stuff is ok but some of the lyrics are bad

 

[Eventhepenguins]

You can't beat a good old fashioned love song.

Looks like she's not a season ticket holder. At first I thought her top said "I POTG" !!!

 

[Alfie Conn]

I've always had a burning desire to understand exactly what Duran Duran were alluding to with a "Reflex"?.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

You're not the bastard son of Dean Frieman are you?