This England


I like this, it talks about modern England and what we should all value about it, and not value.
And before anyone starts going oh no it's the guardian, and it's supposedly Marxist left wing comic Stewart Lee (who likes to point out how many people can name funny right wing comics) just give it a read.
 
The European Championship Final defeat is a victory for decency, thoughtfulness and diplomacy; it is a victory for Gareth Southgate, Marcus Rashford and free school meals; it is a victory for Owen Jones and Ash Sarkar, patriotic pints aloft; it is a victory for first world war soldiers playing a Christmas friendly; it is a victory for suffragettes, Swampy, and the Greenham Common women; it is a victory for David Attenborough and public broadcasting, for Clangers, Wombles and Pogles; it is a victory for Grange Hill, Rastamouse, Horrible Histories, Ghosts and Bing; it is victory for great crested newts, red kites and the baby beaver of Exmoor; it is victory for Alan Turing, Julia Grant and Dusty Springfield’s mascara; it is a victory for I, Daniel Blake, Cathy Come Home and Danny Boyle’s Olympics ceremony; it is a victory for William Blake, Simeon Solomon, William Langland and Viz; it is a victory for Laura Knight, Betty May, Shirley Collins and Nina Hamnett; it is a victory for Tom Robinson; it is a victory for Alexei Sayle; it is a victory for Sathnam Sanghera and Baroness Warsi; it is a victory for Judith Kerr and Nigel Kneale; it is a victory for Alien Kulture, the Angelic Upstarts, Misty in Roots and Rock Against Racism; it is a victory for Lady Leshurr, Shabaka Hutchings and Dry Cleaning; it is a victory for the communal house share from Rock Follies and for Lindsay Cooper’s Feminist Improvising Group; it is a victory for the overlooked second Selecter album, Celebrate the Bullet, and for the overlooked third Specials album, In the Studio, and its attendant singles, Racist Friend, (Free) Nelson Mandela and the 10-inch remix of War Crimes; it is a victory for Stonehenge, Wayland’s Smithy, morris dancing and Pendeen Vau; for Alan Moore, Leo Baxendale, the Cooper’s Hill cheese-rolling and Hawkwind; it is a victory for David Olusoga, Jo Brand, Lenny Henry and the Romany singer Freda Black; it is a victory for Babylon and its Dennis Bovell soundtrack; for Cornish pasties and Jamaican patties; for Brick Lane bagels and Birmingham baltis; it is a victory for the wives from the 70s sitcom Love Thy Neighbour and it is defeat for their husbands; it is a victory for Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and for Scottish independence; it is a victory for asylum seekers, Kent Refugee Action Network and those Sikhs who fed those lorry drivers; it is a victory for John Barnes’s rap on New Order’s World in Motion, for Michael Rosen and for his eternal bear hunt and for every reviled community peace mural in the land; it is a victory for Jadon Sancho, Bukayo Saka, Paul Ince, Darren Beckford, Mark Stein, Andy Cole, Let’s Kick Racism Out of Football, and, finally, for Jason Lee, forsaken.
 
Meanwhile, in Italy.....
Gareth Southgate, Marcus Rashford and free school meals; it is a victory for Owen Jones and Ash Sarkar, patriotic pints aloft; it is a victory for first world war soldiers playing a Christmas friendly; it is a victory for suffragettes, Swampy, and the Greenham Common women; it is a victory for David Attenborough and public broadcasting, for Clangers, Wombles and Pogles; it is a victory for Grange Hill, Rastamouse, Horrible Histories, Ghosts and Bing; it is victory for great crested newts, red kites and the baby beaver of Exmoor; it is victory for Alan Turing, Julia Grant and Dusty Springfield’s mascara; it is a victory for I, Daniel Blake, Cathy Come Home and Danny Boyle’s Olympics ceremony; it is a victory for William Blake, Simeon Solomon, William Langland and Viz; it is a victory for Laura Knight, Betty May, Shirley Collins and Nina Hamnett; it is a victory for Tom Robinson; it is a victory for Alexei Sayle; it is a victory for Sathnam Sanghera and Baroness Warsi; it is a victory for Judith Kerr and Nigel Kneale; it is a victory for Alien Kulture, the Angelic Upstarts, Misty in Roots and Rock Against Racism; it is a victory for Lady Leshurr, Shabaka Hutchings and Dry Cleaning; it is a victory for the communal house share from Rock Follies and for Lindsay Cooper’s Feminist Improvising Group; it is a victory for the overlooked second Selecter album, Celebrate the Bullet, and for the overlooked third Specials album, In the Studio, and its attendant singles, Racist Friend, (Free) Nelson Mandela and the 10-inch remix of War Crimes; it is a victory for Stonehenge, Wayland’s Smithy, morris dancing and Pendeen Vau; for Alan Moore, Leo Baxendale.....

Your boys took one HELLLLL of a beating 🤣🧡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
 

I like this, it talks about modern England and what we should all value about it, and not value.
Hardly Shakespeare is he ? What hubris,for someone so lacking in talent of any kind to tell others what they should value about anything . As for his ‘hilarious’ observation regarding right wing comedians, I agree however it doesn’t make left wing ones funny.
I prefer apolitical comedians as they are funny for being funny not because of their beliefs.
 
Hardly Shakespeare is he ? What hubris,for someone so lacking in talent of any kind to tell others what they should value about anything . As for his ‘hilarious’ observation regarding right wing comedians, I agree however it doesn’t make left wing ones funny.
I prefer apolitical comedians as they are funny for being funny not because of their beliefs.
For someone so lacking in talent he's made a very good career out of being an acclaimed stand up and writer.

NO POLITICS IN FOOTBALL OR COMEDY NOW PLEASE.
 
Hardly Shakespeare is he ? What hubris,for someone so lacking in talent of any kind to tell others what they should value about anything . As for his ‘hilarious’ observation regarding right wing comedians, I agree however it doesn’t make left wing ones funny.
I prefer apolitical comedians as they are funny for being funny not because of their beliefs.
Or, you could just like to take offence - loudly- for the sake of it.
 
For someone so lacking in talent he's made a very good career out of being an acclaimed stand up and writer.

NO POLITICS IN FOOTBALL OR COMEDY NOW PLEASE.
Football is politics as I keep pointing out, supporting a football team is politics, boycotting the o's was a political act. Anyway in this article he isn't trying to be funny it's just trying to paint a broad picture of what modern England is, not the archaic one the government and all these so-called culture warriors are touting, whilst wrapped in 'the flag'.
 
Football is politics as I keep pointing out, supporting a football team is politics, boycotting the o's was a political act. Anyway in this article he isn't trying to be funny it's just trying to paint a broad picture of what modern England is, not the archaic one the government and all these so-called culture warriors are touting, whilst wrapped in 'the flag'.
Yeah I know, I was responding sarcastically to another post.
 
Or I could express an opinion. Free speech, whilst slowly being eroded, is still one of the many things to enjoy in ‘This England’.
You did express an opinion, and that invites a response, it's debate, not a denial of your free speech, only the moderators can deny so called free speech if that speech transgresses certain boundaries of acceptability .
 
Football is politics as I keep pointing out, supporting a football team is politics, boycotting the o's was a political act. Anyway in this article he isn't trying to be funny it's just trying to paint a broad picture of what modern England is, not the archaic one the government and all these so-called culture warriors are touting, whilst wrapped in 'the flag'.
I’m not sure who keep pointing this out to but you are incorrect it is a game and boycotting was an expression of customer dissatisfaction. I will concede that the game is increasingly hijacked by the political elements of society but that does not make it political, merely another part of life that it being ruined by people with an agenda.
The AVFTT Politics forum was set up for just this reason and I don’t go on there as I’m sure it’s frequented by those of all hues frothing at the mouth and forming little cabals to push their views at others.
Anyway back to football. Come on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 UTMP
 
Shakespeare.

This Royal throne of kings, this sceptred Isle
This earth of Majesty, this seat of Mars, this demi paradise
This fortress built by nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war
This happy breed of men, this little world
This precious stone set in a silver sea
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this Earth, this Realm, this England.

William Shakespeare, 'King Richard II'. Act 2, Scene1'.
 
I’m not sure who keep pointing this out to but you are incorrect it is a game and boycotting was an expression of customer dissatisfaction. I will concede that the game is increasingly hijacked by the political elements of society but that does not make it political, merely another part of life that it being ruined by people with an agenda.
The AVFTT Politics forum was set up for just this reason and I don’t go on there as I’m sure it’s frequented by those of all hues frothing at the mouth and forming little cabals to push their views at others.
Anyway back to football. Come on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 UTMP
Ok back to football, which do you think is going to be our most incisive form of attack this season down the left or right wing?
I’m not sure who keep pointing this out to but you are incorrect it is a game and boycotting was an expression of customer dissatisfaction. I will concede that the game is increasingly hijacked by the political elements of society but that does not make it political, merely another part of life that it being ruined by people with an agenda.
The AVFTT Politics forum was set up for just this reason and I don’t go on there as I’m sure it’s frequented by those of all hues frothing at the mouth and forming little cabals to push their views at others.
Anyway back to football. Come on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 UTMP
Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead,on the left or right wing?
 
Ok back to football, which do you think is going to be our most incisive form of attack this season down the left or right wing?
Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead,on the left or right wing?

"Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead, on the left or right wing?"

No doubt the right wing will be favoured this season, like it has been in all recent seasons. However, increasingly the ball is going very much over to the far-right, which is not where we should be playing the game at all! Somehow the left wing is very much out of favour at the moment even though, when given a chance to show what they can do, our left wingers always come up trumps and produce the goods. 😉
 
"Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead, on the left or right wing?"

No doubt the right wing will be favoured this season, like it has been in all recent seasons. However, increasingly the ball is going very much over to the far-right, which is not where we should be playing the game at all! Somehow the left wing is very much out of favour at the moment even though, when given a chance to show what they can do, our left wingers always come up trumps and produce the goods. 😉
There's usually much more imagination on the left wing as well, real creativity, the right wing can be very one dimensional with no actual subtlety.
 
But what of this modern fad for inverted wingers? Right wingers on the left and left wingers on the right...
Well, I remember one player in the 90s - Blair, I think - who I thought would be great on the left wing. Alas, he was into inverted wing-play from the start. He called it "new" wingers, or something like that.
 
Shakespeare.

This Royal throne of kings, this sceptred Isle
This earth of Majesty, this seat of Mars, this demi paradise
This fortress built by nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war
This happy breed of men, this little world
This precious stone set in a silver sea
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this Earth, this Realm, this England.

William Shakespeare, 'King Richard II'. Act 2, Scene1'.

Basil Rathbone, Sherlock Holmes, black and white, during the war (or thereabouts).
 
"Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead, on the left or right wing?"

No doubt the right wing will be favoured this season, like it has been in all recent seasons. However, increasingly the ball is going very much over to the far-right, which is not where we should be playing the game at all! Somehow the left wing is very much out of favour at the moment even though, when given a chance to show what they can do, our left wingers always come up trumps and produce the goods. 😉
😂
 
Shakespeare.

This Royal throne of kings, this sceptred Isle
This earth of Majesty, this seat of Mars, this demi paradise
This fortress built by nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war
This happy breed of men, this little world
This precious stone set in a silver sea
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this Earth, this Realm, this England.

William Shakespeare, 'King Richard II'. Act 2, Scene1'.
England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare's much-quoted message, nor is it the inferno depicted by Dr Goebbels. More than either it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. It has rich relations who have to be kow-towed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income. It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy it closes its ranks. A family with the wrong members in control - that, perhaps is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.
Orwell
 
Ok back to football, which do you think is going to be our most incisive form of attack this season down the left or right wing?
Ok let's stick with football then, where are we most dangerous in the season ahead,on the left or right wing?
I thought you’d have realised from my posts that I favour neither left nor right, particularly where it leads to inflexibility.
 
England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare's much-quoted message, nor is it the inferno depicted by Dr Goebbels. More than either it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. It has rich relations who have to be kow-towed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income. It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy it closes its ranks. A family with the wrong members in control - that, perhaps is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.
Orwell
FFS it's not real.
It's a Shakespeare quotation from Richard 2nd.
And a wonderful piece literature by the best dramatist & poet ever.
 
Shakespeare.

This Royal throne of kings, this sceptred Isle
This earth of Majesty, this seat of Mars, this demi paradise
This fortress built by nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war
This happy breed of men, this little world
This precious stone set in a silver sea
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this Earth, this Realm, this England.

William Shakespeare, 'King Richard II'. Act 2, Scene1'.

But John O’ Gaunt’s speech goes much further and he decries the state of England under Richard II as it is going to the dogs. John O’ Gaunt is lamenting the fact that England is being ‘leased out’ and power sold to unscrupulous nobles under King Richard II. As he lies dying, John O’ Gaunt pronounces the death of England....

This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings,
Fear’d by their breed and famous by their birth,
Renowned for their deeds as far from home,
For Christian service and true chivalry,
As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry,
Of the world’s ransom, blessed Mary’s Son,
This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land,
Dear for her reputation through the world,
Is now leased out, I die pronouncing it,
Like to a tenement or pelting farm:
England, bound in with the triumphant sea
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:
That England, that was wont to conquer others,
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life,
How happy then were my ensuing death!
 
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