Very poetic

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

Preston lose
We win away
Theo scores
It's made my day.

 

[Mark_GT]

All the Pool fans
On the booze
The ref's watch
Was set to snooze

 

[Graves]

Gaz got banned,
That’s a shame!
Bowlers not here,
Pool still won away

 

[Lala]

Nice 3 points
I’m feeling fine
That ball was so not
Over the line

 

[SouthCoastTangerine]

Gaz got banned,
That’s a shame!
Bowlers not here,
Pool still won away

Don’t quit your day job Gravesy

 

[Trammo]

Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
Udders nil points
Blackpool three!

 

[Roy Kent]

Preston lose
We win away
Theo scores
It's made my day.

Roses are upright
Violets are flat
I don’t get poetry
But I do like that

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Nice 3 points
I’m feeling fine
That ball was so not
Over the line

It was over
By large amounts
Who gives a fuck?
It's the win that counts.

 

[Lala]

I had a bet
Spent all my money
I won when I shouldn't
And thats really funny

 

[Roy Kent]

It was over
By large amounts
Who gives a fuck?
It's the win that counts.

Ooh nice use of fuck

 

[FY5_Seasider]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Corbeanu has three goals
Preston have two

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

It was over
By large amounts
Who gives a fuck?
It's the win that counts.

Could it be that - It's just an Illusion
Did he put it in the back - In all that confusion
Could it be that - It's just an illusion
Did he put in in the back - In all that confusion

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Could it be that - It's just an Illusion
Did he put it in the back - In all that confusion
Could it be that - It's just an illusion
Did he put in in the back - In all that confusion

I don't want a brawl
But it went inside
Unless the ball
Was 6 feet wide.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

I don't want a brawl
But it went inside
Unless the ball
Was 6 feet wide.

Fair enough
Let's not wrangle
Try looking from
A better Angle

 

[Dougz]

The ball was over
By a mile
Who gives a fuck
Theo made us smile

 

[Mcewans Mullet]

Preston lose
We win away
Theo scores
It's made my day.

Terrierr fans are nothing but moaners
We only won because you never went - Jonah

 

[FY5_Seasider]

Fair enough
Let's not wrangle
Try looking from
A better Angle

Don't fall out lads
No need for an apology
It's not Lytham's fault
It's the goal line technology

 

[Lala]

These are very good

 

[Wizaard]

The ball was in
The Hudders fans bleat
But we all know
We kept a clean sheet

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Don't fall out lads
No need for an apology
It's not Lytham's fault
It's the goal line technology

That's true enough aye
But we played it risky
Good job Hawkeye
Was on the whisky.

 

[Levi501]

I say, what a splendid day,
to watch Blackpool win away.
We’re so happy we had salmon for tea,
accompanied by a bottle of wine or three!

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I say, what a splendid day,
to watch Blackpool win away.
We’re so happy we had salmon for tea,
accompanied by a bottle of wine or three!

Excellent, best read in an Alan Bennett voice.

 

[BFC_53]

We took the points
And said "Bowler who?"
He wasn't as good
As Corbeanu

 

[Levi501]

Excellent, best read in an Alan Bennett voice.

That’s beyond the fringe!

 

[JJpool]

Was it in was it out
We turn to the official
Does it even really count
Unless you see the net ripple?

 

[Mr Tinto]

We’re electric
Don’t want to make you believe it
We won away, it makes my day
I wanna see the cabaret….

 

[voyeur]

If you go down to Deepdale today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to Deepdale today, you'd better go in disguise
For every nob that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day that Birmingham spoil the nil nils.

 

[JJpool]

If you go down to Deepdale today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to Deepdale today, you'd better go in disguise
For every nob that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day that Birmingham spoil the nil nils.

Boooo fcuks sake arrrgghhhh

 

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

Terrierr fans are nothing but moaners
We only won because you never went - Jonah

Neither did you

 

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

Could it be that - It's just an Illusion
Did he put it in the back - In all that confusion
Could it be that - It's just an illusion
Did he put in in the back - In all that confusion

Stick to epilogues Daz lad.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Stick to epilogues Daz lad.

I can’t take credit for that one anyway TBF…

 

[Chunkylad]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of tangerine happy Phil’s
Beside the sea, away from trees,
Collecting points by the three’s

 

[Lala]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of tangerine happy Phil’s
Beside the sea, away from trees,
Collecting points by the three’s

Talent there

 

[Wizzerboy]

Cheetahs are quick
Snails are slow
Preston get battered
Everywhere they go

 

[Wizzerboy]

No Gary, Kesh or Carey
Things were looking grim
But Pool ended up winning
When the ref said "ball's not in"

 

[Matesrates]

No Gary, Kesh or Carey
Things were looking grim
But Pool ended up winning
When the ref said "ball's not in"

Very good

 

[Wizaard]

I can’t take credit for that one anyway TBF…

Featuring Leeee Johns Charles before he turned to YouTube.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Very good

It doesn’t rhyme

The second line should say

“The squad was looking thin”

 

[Lala]

A day has passed
Its still big news
Thank god that Hawk-eye
Had a snooze

 

[FY5_Seasider]

I have two feet
I have two hands
None of this is relevent
But the score still stands

 

[Charlie Gracie]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Josh Bowler has gone
We’ve got Poveda instead

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

Officials are mad
In the head
Nowt has changed
Since we had a Scratching Shed

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

Just got in
Been on the pop
I still wish
We had a Spion Kop

 

[April13th1970]

We lay down on the riverbank
And she was all a-quiver
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river

 

[Seasilk59]

These poems made me laugh
Goal line technology made a gaff.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

The sky was blue, the pitch was green
Our heroes played in tangerine
At 1-0 we were doing fine
Until the ball did cross our line

The Terriers turned to celebrate
Whilst for a signal they did wait
But nothing came, the match played on
And Blackpool won by nil to one

 

[Henshman]

I still love the old song.....

I've never felt more like singing the blues,
When Blackpool win,
And Preston lose,
Woo-oo-oo,
You've got me singing the blues.
UTMP

 

[Duckyscores8]

It's not the refs fault
His vision was hampered
If Phil was still here
He'd blame ** Mansford