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PHILOFWALES

PHILOFWALES

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As you all know I'm not one to take any joy in defeat and it absolutely does not give me my only reason to break away from developing my new interactive coaching software 'Top Intuitive Tactical Soccer', but as everyone is clearly waiting on my concise summary of the game I thought I'd take half an hour to invite you all to download my 45 page PDF dossier 'Dossier In Coaching Knowledge', ordering details for both my software and dossier are at the end of this missive.

Now that the so called manager has ruined the weekend let me cheer you all up with a few updates on how things have been going here in Chez Phillip. Firstly, as I've now cancelled Christmas in our house as the club shop ran out of youth kit in the middle of December, a full 14 days before the big day (as I like to plan ahead), I have decided to add a few more dates on the 24th, 25th and 26th of December of my football club management seminar 'Managing Unity Football Foundations'.

These are an all day course covering how to run a successful football club and making sure the shop is always stocked with the smaller size kits that are definitely for the kids and not yourself, it also covers how to price tickets to cover all the eventualities of being criticised on an obscure football forum by miserabilists.

Unfortunately I am unable to book any venues after the unfortunate Paul Ince business last time so these seminars will be in my back garden, I plan to put a tarp up and provide patio chair seating. Food will not be provided but the local chippy 'Super Fry Guy' is open from 12-2, it's only a 10 minute walk and I recommend the baps. I won't be attending after being banned for telling them they were too expensive and shouting 'you call those chips!' outside for 17 consecutive days in the summer.

To book the the seminar please send a cheque payable to 'M.U.F.F.' for £99 plus £20 booking fee, the dossier on today's game is available by email after you deposit £9.99 in to my PayPal account, please mark all payments 'D.I.C.K'.

For more info on my upcoming coaching software just drop me a reply on here, I am still looking for investors as this will be self published, if you'd like to donate please send a cheque for any amount payable to 'T.I.T.S'.

Yours as always in optimism.

Phil.
 
PHILOFWALES said:
As you all know I'm not one to take any joy in defeat and it absolutely does not give me my only reason to break away from developing my new interactive coaching software 'Top Intuitive Tactical Soccer', but as everyone is clearly waiting on my concise summary of the game I thought I'd take half an hour to invite you all to download my 45 page PDF dossier 'Dossier In Coaching Knowledge', ordering details for both my software and dossier are at the end of this missive.

Now that the so called manager has ruined the weekend let me cheer you all up with a few updates on how things have been going here in Chez Phillip. Firstly, as I've now cancelled Christmas in our house as the club shop ran out of youth kit in the middle of December, a full 14 days before the big day (as I like to plan ahead), I have decided to add a few more dates on the 24th, 25th and 26th of December of my football club management seminar 'Managing Unity Football Foundations'.

These are an all day course covering how to run a successful football club and making sure the shop is always stocked with the smaller size kits that are definitely for the kids and not yourself, it also covers how to price tickets to cover all the eventualities of being criticised on an obscure football forum by miserabilists.

Unfortunately I am unable to book any venues after the unfortunate Paul Ince business last time so these seminars will be in my back garden, I plan to put a tarp up and provide patio chair seating. Food will not be provided but the local chippy 'Super Fry Guy' is open from 12-2, it's only a 10 minute walk and I recommend the baps. I won't be attending after being banned for telling them they were too expensive and shouting 'you call those chips!' outside for 17 consecutive days in the summer.

To book the the seminar please send a cheque payable to 'M.U.F.F.' for £99 plus £20 booking fee, the dossier on today's game is available by email after you deposit £9.99 in to my PayPal account, please mark all payments 'D.I.C.K'.

For more info on my upcoming coaching software just drop me a reply on here, I am still looking for investors as this will be self published, if you'd like to donate please send a cheque for any amount payable to 'T.I.T.S'.

Yours as always in optimism.

Phil.
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Will the seminars be "streamed".
A good stream is what we all want. 😉
 
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Will the seminars be "streamed".
A good stream is what we all want. 😉
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Unfortunately I'm currently 'throttled' by my broadband supplier after I wrote a very positive and optimistic letter to them telling how much of a rip off they were and pointing out exactly where they were failing in their business.

Once I've found a supplier who I haven't written a letter to I'm hoping to stream my next seminar in the spring 'Broadband Organisational Legislation Logistics Official Customer Knowledge Skills'.

I'm hoping to find a venue over the border where they'll take my business, I'm currently eyeing up the Little Neston Community Hall, I've heard good things about their whiteboard.

If you'd like to attend my 'B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S' talk please let me know by reply as they need an idea on numbers.

Thanks
 
I downloaded the dossier but on opening it fills the screen with “stop ** about” like an old display ZX spectrum in Dixon’s. Have I been hacked? The helpline number says Colin Calderwood is not available at this time?
 
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