PHILOFWALES
Well-known member
Good evening.
Now I'm not one to say I told you so but anyone who subscribes to my newsletter 'Capable Logistics Utilising New Game Expertise' (£20 annual subscription, details below*) will not have been shocked by todays news as I predicted that Neil 'so called' Crotchety would leave on page 11, just under the advert for my new footballing summer seminar 'Soccer's New Advanced Technical Coaching Holistic' (places still available, details below**).
Anyone who has paid full attention to my musings on here will realise I'm usually a glass half full kind of person, but in Neil 'so called' Crouchy I could see nothing but a mistake, I did try and warn the Blackpool FC hierarchy with my weekly postcards from various Denbighshire and Wirral Tourist hotspots, I recall stating in my April 20th 'Thurstaston Common' card that the manager had completely ignored my 200 page coaching dossier that I left in his porch, to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if Stevie G has now stolen this on his recent visit to the house and will reap the benefits next season, if Villa are a success it's completely down to me, if not he's obviously completely ignored the advice, either that or the rain washed away the felt tip.
Anyway, as I was saying to Big Tony down at the garage as I advised him on where he was going wrong replacing the front callipers on the Mondeo LX, none of the club's staff have responded to any of my calls, texts, faxes or letters, I was even ignored when shouting up from the car park and Big Dave wouldn't answer as to why as he made sure I was off the property (oh, if anyone knows a good garage in the North of North Wales or South of South Wirral, or Chester/Wrexham area please let me know, Big Tony isn't answering my calls and the outer front CV boot is now clicking on full lock).
So in summary, I believe this is a great chance to appoint the man who brought the best football to the club in 50 years, a man who's attacking flair and never say die tactics wowed the fans like no other, step forward Mr Paul Ince.
Yours
Phil Of Wales
*to subscribe to my newsletter, please send a cheque for £20.00 to the usual PO Box, payable to C.L.U.N.G.E.
** for my summer seminar, please send a cheque for £500.00 payable to S.N.A.T.C.H. and note your preference of lunch time snack, either the patented Phil Burger or our vegan option, the fish finger sandwich with homemade tartar sauce.
Now I'm not one to say I told you so but anyone who subscribes to my newsletter 'Capable Logistics Utilising New Game Expertise' (£20 annual subscription, details below*) will not have been shocked by todays news as I predicted that Neil 'so called' Crotchety would leave on page 11, just under the advert for my new footballing summer seminar 'Soccer's New Advanced Technical Coaching Holistic' (places still available, details below**).
Anyone who has paid full attention to my musings on here will realise I'm usually a glass half full kind of person, but in Neil 'so called' Crouchy I could see nothing but a mistake, I did try and warn the Blackpool FC hierarchy with my weekly postcards from various Denbighshire and Wirral Tourist hotspots, I recall stating in my April 20th 'Thurstaston Common' card that the manager had completely ignored my 200 page coaching dossier that I left in his porch, to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if Stevie G has now stolen this on his recent visit to the house and will reap the benefits next season, if Villa are a success it's completely down to me, if not he's obviously completely ignored the advice, either that or the rain washed away the felt tip.
Anyway, as I was saying to Big Tony down at the garage as I advised him on where he was going wrong replacing the front callipers on the Mondeo LX, none of the club's staff have responded to any of my calls, texts, faxes or letters, I was even ignored when shouting up from the car park and Big Dave wouldn't answer as to why as he made sure I was off the property (oh, if anyone knows a good garage in the North of North Wales or South of South Wirral, or Chester/Wrexham area please let me know, Big Tony isn't answering my calls and the outer front CV boot is now clicking on full lock).
So in summary, I believe this is a great chance to appoint the man who brought the best football to the club in 50 years, a man who's attacking flair and never say die tactics wowed the fans like no other, step forward Mr Paul Ince.
Yours
Phil Of Wales
*to subscribe to my newsletter, please send a cheque for £20.00 to the usual PO Box, payable to C.L.U.N.G.E.
** for my summer seminar, please send a cheque for £500.00 payable to S.N.A.T.C.H. and note your preference of lunch time snack, either the patented Phil Burger or our vegan option, the fish finger sandwich with homemade tartar sauce.
