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thecatintheroof

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This won the Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah

Rubbish!

I did quite like

How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag
 
This won the Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah

Rubbish!

I did quite like

How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag
Went a few years ago & there were quite a lot of unfunny so called comedians. In one small venue they were giving hopefuls about 5 minutes each & apart from 1 we never cracked a smile & that was when he finished. I'm no stand up but I definitely could have done better. My definition of these comedians "a musician who's forgotten his or her guitar"
 
Went to the opticians he said your going to have to stop masterbauting, I said why will I go blind he said no your upsetting everybody in the waiting room.
 
Went to the opticians he said your going to have to stop masterbauting, I said why will I go blind he said no your upsetting everybody in the waiting room.
I'm sure this is absolutely hilarious but for those of us who aren't familiar with the term, an explanation of what is meant by the term 'masterbauting' might help? Is it connected in any way with 'messing about in boats'? Excuse my ignorance but I really can't wait for you to enlighten moi ...
 
Why is “ Camouflage “ spelt CAMOUFLAGE and not
Because when spelt with the use of capital letters, and contrary to the actual definition as contained in the Oxford Dictionary, by my reckoning the word stands out that little bit more on the written page, or, alternatively, the trusty old computer screen screen, and it doesn't then have the affect of CAMOUFLAGING your thinking or muddling your thought processes. I might be wrong but I think my guess is going to be as good anybody's.
 
I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah,.

I'm sure she was lion!

Still crap with my addition. Comedy aint what it was.
 
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