When I was just a little boy...

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

I was in Angel's discotheque in Burnley
So a sed to this bird, d'yer fuck?
Shi sez a do now yer smooth-talking devil!

Well it was the wrong fuckin' answer, so me and mi mate just got rat-faced and set fire to our ginger-mate's hair, happy days with Swan Vestas!

Those were the days my friend, we took the Stretford End.

Anyways, the moral of the story is "FUCK OFF PRESTON"

 

[daveysue]

The moral of this story is, put the keyboard away when you're alone at 2am and drinking heavily!

 

[dodgy_surname]

I asked my mother what should I be
Wash your mouth with soap

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

The moral of this story is, put the keyboard away when you're alone at 2am and drinking heavily!

Oi watch it DaveB, how r u these days and Scott?!

 

[Fargo99]

Wasted a pint of beer putting the fire out
Great win today

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

Wasted a pint of beer putting the fire out
Great win today

Was I right or wrong, watts u reckon Fargs?!