Women marry trees

[Matesrates]

Yes, around 70 women in Bristol have married trees to highlight development plans.

mare trees a branch of men? have these women twigged they are?

over to you

 

[tangysider]

I am Sick a more publicity stunts

 

[Trammo]

Yew must be having a larch !

 

[Lala]

Well at least he’ll never leaf her

 

[cruzzer]

At least they are guaranteed on getting wood 24x7

 

[Matesrates]

We need to get to the root of this. One of these women could end up in a trunk.

 

[Newholland]

Yes, around 70 women in Bristol have married trees to highlight development plans.

mare trees a branch of men? have these women twigged they are?

over to you

just twigged what you’re on about..
...if you ask me , they are all barking mad...

 

[Newholland]

... probably got confused when researching their family trees...
...all having Black Forest Gateaux for their receptions ?

 

[Sooty59]

They'll be asking to bring back the Birch next!

 

[1966_and_all_that]

If he ever LEAVEs her it'll be no jOAK. She'll be PINing for ages.

 

[Lala]

If he ever LEAVEs her it'll be no jOAK. She'll be PINing for ages.

That old chestnut

 

[seasidave]

I can feel the sap rising

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Surely this isn't legal, did no one call the copse?

 

[Fatboy]

My Mrs could have, with me being a Birch ,

 

[Lala]

Surely this isn't legal, did no one call the copse?

take a bough

 

[Mexboroseasider]

take a bough

I told him to spruce up his act so he’s branching out.

 

[Wizaard]

I'm not sure which offends me most. I don't think I've been sycamore.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I told him to spruce up his act so he’s branching out.

Yep, it's always better to take advice off someone alder and more experienced.

 

[Lala]

I doubt it’s been a Poplar decision.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Yep, it's always better to take advice off someone alder and more experienced.

I think you owe me a pint of cedar for the advice.

 

[Wizaard]

I doubt it’s been a Poplar decision.

That's Plane to see.

 

[Lala]

That's Plane to see.

Goes completely against the grain

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Goes completely against the grain

Jeez. Not that old chestnut.

 

[Wizaard]

The first two women were Holly and Hazel. They both fancied Ash but a Beech holiday put them off.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

The first two women were Holly and Hazel. They both fancied Ash but a Beech holiday put them off.

Wizaard a bit behind the rest of us in finding the Woodland Trust list of trees.

 

[Matesrates]

Wonder if Twiggy was one of them

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Right, I'm reduced to googling trees now, I concedar.

 

[Matesrates]

Will they give birth to acorns? Frankly, I think they’re conkers.

 

[bfcpete]

No, they will have sprigs instead of sprogs

 

[tangerine_neil]

They are all moving to the country to put down roots

 

[Matesrates]

I wonder if they prefer a willow or an oak

 

[Curryman]

They're obviously a splinter group trying to root out problems and take a bough.

 

[Wizaard]

Sticky Vicky is one of the women.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

They're obviously a splinter group trying to root out problems and take a bough.

'Splinter group' wins it for me

 

[Davepick]

One day they'll 'branch out' and get a man.

 

[Matesrates]

Get married on a beech

 

[Malced]

love conkers all

 

[Malced]

At least they can go together when it’s time to get their roots done

 

[Malced]

holly matrimony?

 

[Lala]

love conkers all

Now that, is good

 

[Wizaard]

love conkers all

Bringing the tone down, they'll be conkers deep.