Words that only snooker commentators use

[CGP1]

I'll open with:
Elect (as in choose)
Hampered.

 

[TangerineSeasider]

Kissing balls

 

[Goldfinger]

He's potted the pink......

 

[Victorsponge]

He doesn't know whether to go for the pink or the brown

 

[Lytham_fy8]

He needs to get his extension out here if he really wants to get the balls spread and open up the pink, just needs to be careful with his tip if he's going for power with his action...

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Werbenuik.
Touching ball
Long screw.

 

[Wizaard]

Baize

 

[Eventhepenguins]

The D

 

[straightatthewall]

Look at his arse

 

[bfcpete]

He has cannoned the ball
He is using the long rest
The break has come to an end

 

[Wizzerboy]

Spider!

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.

 

[BigHandsOliverKahn]

In-off

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.

Farty far

 

[clappers]

Cluster
You never win a frame, you Clinch it

 

[TangerineBayern]

He doesn't know whether to go for the pink or the brown

 

[Sooty59]

Whispered "he chalks his tip before going down for the black"

 

[Dave62]

"For those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green"
Ted Lowe, Pot Black circa 196970

 

[bfcpete]

He has cut it into the pocket
What control on the cue ball
He has screwed it back onto the black
He has played it into the pack
He knows his angles

 

[bfcpete]

He has cleared the table
He just has to clear the coloured balls now
He is on for a maximim break
He fouled the ball
He caught the jaws of the pocket

 

[Beedar]

Where's the cue ball going ? ( How do we know John We ain't mind readers )

 

[NewburyOne]

Is Davies going to go for the easy brown or the tight pink.

 

[basilrobbie3]

Tight pockets
Plant
He may have to force this in

And the announcers always play alliteration bingo. So we get the Wizard of WIshaw, the Jester from Leicester etc. I can only hope we one day get a star player from Cheshunt.

 

[seasiderjohn]

He needs to get his extension out here if he really wants to get the balls spread and open up the pink, just needs to be careful with his tip if he's going for power with his action...

and if hes not careful could go in with a slight kiss on the brown

 

[Davepick]

Nothing like a nice screw.

 

[Macseasider]

He's played that with a touch of left side hugging stun swizzle

 

[KhonKaenSeasider]

Extended spider
Baulk
Reverse side
Stun run through

 

[Sooty59]

He's attempting the masse now, after that deep screw.

 

[Sooty59]

Oh no he's followed through

 

[bfcpete]

When commentating, Steve Davis once said "Jimmy (White) has just popped off to the toilet to compose himself for a final push"

 

[PETER SPRUCE 1]

A VERY OLD ONE ,BUT I REMEMBER ONE COMMENTATOR (SAYING MANY YEARS AGO ,FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING IN BLACK AND WHITE) (THE BLUE BALL IS JUST IN FRONT OF THE GREEN)OR SOMETHING SIMILAR ,OBVIOUSLY CANT REMEMBER EXACTLY THE COLOURS MADE ME LAUGH THAT.

 

[Derby]

He failed to pot his long pink and only disturbed the brown

 

[underscoreclaw]

Knowledgeable crowd