Would be good

[1953]

Matt Smith

Midfielder
Arsenal to Free agent
Youngster fails to break through at Arsenal after loans at Swindon, Charlton and Doncaster

Sonny Hilton

Midfielder
Fulham to Free agent
Academy graduate released after spells on loan at Carlisle and Turun Palloseura in Finland

 

[Lost Seasider]

Ethan Galbraith, ex Man U, spent last season at Salford.

Sam Smith, ex Cambridge, 13 in 45 last season, likely to be strong competition for this one.

 

[April13th1970]

Matt Smith

He'd need to repaint the TARDIS Tangerine first