Would you sign Andy Carroll?

Why? We have Madine and his time on the pitch will be limited when everyone is available.
Why would we want 2 big preening, posing Geordies that can't run , I don't even want one!
The only way Andy Carroll should be employed by the club is if they pay him to hire a van in Newcastle, drive over here and then head straight back with Madine and his belongings!!
Bit harsh on big gaz
 
Andy Carroll in his prime for Newcastle’s promotion season from the championship was a fantastic striker. Then, supposedly the money got to his head and he had bad luck with injuries.
 
Definitely,he’s got a ponytail & would look great in tangerine,also I’m having a few medical procedures done at the Vic in the next couple of months so it’d be nice to have a chat with him
he will get some better offers than we would give but pay as you play & bonuses for goals would be a definite from me ,won’t happen though so I’ll just have to sit in the waiting room at the Vic pretending to text lots of non existent friends whilst waiting to be tortured with needles & scalpel,although I’ll probably have Kevin Stewart to keep me company so that’ll pass a bit of time until he falls off his chair & ruptures something
 
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