You know you are old when....

[Blackpool-rocks]

Ian Wright's grandson is transferred on deadline day.

 

[southshore]

Well thanks for that!

 

[GrahamwantshisOates]

When all the players you idolised as a kid are either dead or 80+.

 

[PETER SPRUCE 1]

When your knees and hips start to creak (like mine recently).

 

[Davepick]

When you have 2 Great Grandsons. And one of them is 11 years old.

 

[Willie Mcgrotty]

When you have 2 Great Grandsons. And one of them is 11 years old.

You don't need any proof Dave. We all know you grew up with dinosaurs strolling past your bedroom window

 

[Davepick]

You don't need any proof Dave. We all know you grew up with dinosaurs strolling past your bedroom window

Yeah, but glass hadn't been invented then.
The dinosuar head poking through the window was a little off putting.

 

[Toastrack]

When they've discontinued your blood type

 

[Wizaard]

You don't need any proof Dave. We all know you grew up with dinosaurs strolling past your bedroom window

Bedroom window??? Cave entrance, surely

 

[Matesrates]

Ian Wright's grandson is transferred on deadline day.

Hell fire, he’s only 57. Just googled and he’s got 8 children, 4 boys and 4 girls with 3 different women. Good just he earns a lot.

 

[bfcpete]

Hell fire, he’s only 57. Just googled and he’s got 8 children, 4 boys and 4 girls with 3 different women. Good just he earns a lot.

Footballers tend to be young when they father their first child and it obviously is a pattern that runs in the next generation!

 

[Towerpower99]

When a car goes by with dump valves popping and the exhaust roaring and you say " Knobhead"

 

[Sooty59]

When we hear the excuse for music the grandkids have blaring away. FFING rap I usually say they forgot the C.

 

[Eternaloptimist]

When your knees and hips start to creak (like mine recently).

I’m with you on that one Peter

 

[Aero]

When you no longer pay for your prescriptions.

 

[bleach51]

When you realise tomorrow that from now on you have to put 70+ down when filling in your age

More worrying is when you were “young“people used to say well he’s done OK and managed to get to his three score and ten.

 

[bleach51]

When you no longer pay for your prescriptions.

....at least that’s definitely one benefit along with the free bus pass

 

[southshore]

When you look in the mirror and think, 'who the f*ck is that old git'?

 

[The Merry Stripes]

When your testicles hang lower than your knee caps

 

[Dave62]

When you see an underdressed young lady in winter, and the first thing you think is that she should get a coat on.
When you complain thay you can't hear the lyrics in modern day songs
When you haven't got enough hair growing on your head, but too much out of your nose and ears
When you go on holiday and the tour guide nicknames you "pops" - the cheeky git ( Jamaica)
When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night (Fred Wedlock 1981)
When you use the term "cheeky kids" about 25 to 35 year olds

 

[voyeur]

I'm older than Ian Wright and have 3 kids but no grandkids. How the hell has he got a grandkid old enough to be transferred?!

(I haven't done the maths but it just seems absurd)

 

[bleach51]

When your testicles hang lower than your knee caps

Crickey....I’ve heard of Boobs sagging a bit but ....

 

[PETER SPRUCE 1]

When your testicles hang lower than your knee caps

** he'll mine don't !

 

[BillyLiar]

 

[PR3BFC]

I felt old when I seen the post wishing the Fonz a happy Birthday, how is he only 30 I honestly thought he was 33/34 and that in turn means I am older than him

 

[Matesrates]

You know you’re old when your granddaughter looks like a model.

 

[Chunkylad]

I thought I was old the first time I didn’t recognise any song in the top ten.
Now I struggle to even know any of the artists unless it’s a band that’s been around 20 years

 

[Tangerinenick]

When you read this thread.

 

[southshore]

You can define the ages of man from the morning bathroom routine.

Go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, brush your hair
Go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, have a shave, brush your hair
Go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, have a shave, put your contacts in, brush your hair.
Go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, have a shave, put your contacts in, put your hearing aids in, bin the hairbrush
Go to the toilet, have a shower, put the teeth you've soaked overnight in, have a shave, put your contacts in, put your hearing aids in, take pills, scratch chin (have I put my contacts in?), put contacts in again, go to the toilet.

 

[BobHatton]

When you go outside the house, into the garden, unlock the shed, entering and then think..

"Why the f**k am I in here?"

 

[Pasty Muncher]

When you have to stick your date of birth on an online application form & have to keep scrolling down down down & down again until you reach your birth year.

 

[Thelaneends1]

Ian Wright's grandson is transferred on deadline day.

When you get a letter offering you a free flue jab.

 

[Wizzerboy]

When you're listening to pop master (radio 2 kiddywinks) and you can't answer any questions after the year 2000!!!

 

[Tanger]

It takes you 5 minutes to scroll through the counter on a web form to get to your year of birth.

 

[tangerine_neil]

 

[Come on the Pool!]

When you wake up at 5am every morning

 

[FlytoKavala]

When you have a piss at 4am and you don't wake up till 5am.