You've heard of elf on a shelf...

[Chizzy'sWiseWords]

Now it's time for

 

[Macseasider]

???????

 

[southshore]

Ballard on Mallard.

Bit random.

 

[Simonized]

???????

Ballard on a Mallard

 

[tango94]

Ballard on Mallard...what's the prize?

 

[southshore]

Ballard on Mallard...what's the prize?

Snooze you lose!

 

[tango94]

Damn!!

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Oh God. Has Southshore won something?

We’ll never hear the end of it.

 

[southshore]

First thing I've won since a bottle of lemonade at the Queens Silver jubilee street party.

Oh happy day!

 

[Tangerine Pip]

First thing I've won since a bottle of lemonade at the Queens Silver jubilee street party.

Oh happy day!

You train spotter you

 

[straightatthewall]

I was going to do Yates on the Gates, but my work laptop isn’t the right place to superimpose Jerry’s face on Will Young’s naked torso...

 

[Wizzerboy]

 

[southshore]

You train spotter you

That’s the saddest thing, I would have known it even if the name wasn’t on the locomotive.

 

[Wizaard]

That’s the saddest thing, I would have known it even if the name wasn’t on the locomotive.

126mph

 

[TheSeaWord]

Ballinamallard United F.C. - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Chunkylad]

 

[tangerine_neil]

 

[td53]

That’s the saddest thing, I would have known it even if the name wasn’t on the locomotive.

A4 Gresley

 

[td53]

Howe on a Cow? .

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

That’s the saddest thing, I would have known it even if the name wasn’t on the locomotive.

If you recognise Mallard and know something about him it is an indication that you have a wide and varied level of education. it is a badge of honour, wear it with pride.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Turton with his shirt on or

Dougal with his bugle.

 

[southshore]

Lubala on errrrr......

Bez on a Fez!

 

[Davepick]

View attachment 3973

Tangerine_neil, love it

 

[td53]

Armand a leg

 

[braymarina]

126mph

Not bad for a centre back

 

[Mark_GT]