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BigHandsOliverKahn

BigHandsOliverKahn

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Can someone on here go down to Coral Island and ask her what the hell's going to happen this season in order to put all the miserable, impatient sods on here out of their misery?

We need to know, are we going up this season or not? And we need to know it NOW. It's 2024 and people haven't got time or patience to wait around all season not knowing how well fed their lust for instant success will be.
If promotion is not to be this season, then can she tell us what season it will be? We can all then save our time and money whilst the club builds a promotion squad and then buy season tickets for a guaranteed promotion season instead.
 
No need for any of that. Just watch our game on Saturday, if its another poor away performance with a formation that isn't working and then ineffective substitutes after 70 minutes, then I guarantee we aren't going up, Critchley is stubborn and doesn't learn, and the Head Coach needs changing before we start next season.
 
BigHandsOliverKahn said:
Can someone on here go down to Coral Island and ask her what the hell's going to happen this season in order to put all the miserable, impatient sods on here out of their misery?

We need to know, are we going up this season or not? And we need to know it NOW. It's 2024 and people haven't got time or patience to wait around all season not knowing how well fed their lust for instant success will be.
If promotion is not to be this season, then can she tell us what season it will be? We can all then save our time and money whilst the club builds a promotion squad and then buy season tickets for a guaranteed promotion season instead.
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Another pedantic post from an alls well at BFC poster, trust the process 🤦
What 95% of Blackpool supporters want, I'll leave you in the 5% that thinks everything's OK, is to watch a team that gives 100% every time they pull on a tangerine shirt.
We want a team that has someone at the helm who conveys his tactics and plans CLEARLY (because at the moment they're obviously not)
We want a team that has confidence on the ball.
We want a team that go out on that pitch with no fear.
We want something to get behind.
And for all the above, yes, we do want it NOW.

And here's the kicker BigHands, I personally, don't give a flying f**k if we don't get promotion or into the playoffs.
What I DO care about, is a team and club to care about BFC as much as I do.
 
voyeur said:
Petulengro. Someone else spelt it wrongly recently on here. It should be in the Blackpool Citizenship test.
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Is that the name of the real one? Mine might be a fake one with a similar name impersonating a clairvoyant. That could explain why I'd heard we would piss the league this season.
 
Wizzerboy said:
Another pedantic post from an alls well at BFC poster, trust the process 🤦
What 95% of Blackpool supporters want, I'll leave you in the 5% that thinks everything's OK, is to watch a team that gives 100% every time they pull on a tangerine shirt.
We want a team that has someone at the helm who conveys his tactics and plans CLEARLY (because at the moment they're obviously not)
We want a team that has confidence on the ball.
We want a team that go out on that pitch with no fear.
We want something to get behind.
And for all the above, yes, we do want it NOW.

And here's the kicker BigHands, I personally, don't give a flying f**k if we don't get promotion or into the playoffs.
What I DO care about, is a team and club to care about BFC as much as I do.
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Agree with you wizzer but still thought it humouress
 
BigHandsOliverKahn said:
Can someone on here go down to Coral Island and ask her what the hell's going to happen this season in order to put all the miserable, impatient sods on here out of their misery?

We need to know, are we going up this season or not? And we need to know it NOW. It's 2024 and people haven't got time or patience to wait around all season not knowing how well fed their lust for instant success will be.
If promotion is not to be this season, then can she tell us what season it will be? We can all then save our time and money whilst the club builds a promotion squad and then buy season tickets for a guaranteed promotion season instead.
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We don’t need a fortune teller to tell us our fate it’s already written in the stars.

8th-10th finish and beaten semi finalists in the BSM cup and the snake manages to keep his job. 🐍

There now all for free. 😉
 
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BigHandsOliverKahn said:
IIs that the name of the real one? Mine might be a fake one with a similar name impersonating a clairvoyant. That could explain why I'd heard we would piss the league this season.
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Definitely fake that one. Back in the early 80s I worked with a fella at Inenco, he trained me, whose wife was a gipsy fortune teller on Blackpool prom. I can't remember what she called herself but she was actually called Marcia iirc, she was a total nutcase and her mum was a clairvoyant too, I think. I went to his house a few times, he was a pretty funny guy, and she threw a vacuum cleaner at him on one occasion, in a rage. I'm not trying to stereotype people, just reporting what i saw. 🤷‍♂️ Anyway, he moved to a similar company in Bristol so I sometimes wonder how she got on as a clairvoyant down there. Weston Super Mare maybe, she was certainly a super mare. Can i say that, mods?
 
voyeur said:
Definitely fake that one. Back in the early 80s I worked with a fella at Inenco, he trained me, whose wife was a gipsy fortune teller on Blackpool prom. I can't remember what she called herself but she was actually called Marcia iirc, she was a total nutcase and her mum was a clairvoyant too, I think. I went to his house a few times, he was a pretty funny guy, and she threw a vacuum cleaner at him on one occasion, in a rage. I'm not trying to stereotype people, just reporting what i saw. 🤷‍♂️ Anyway, he moved to a similar company in Bristol so I sometimes wonder how she got on as a clairvoyant down there. Weston Super Mare maybe, she was certainly a super mare. Can i say that, mods?
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No point in him throwing the Vac back at her, as she would have seen it coming! 😉
 
I wouldn't bother. Pre-Torquay at Wembley Dave Bamber popped in to her tent and his palm had us winning.
 
I went to see her once and she told me l will be marrying a long legged blond haired 19 year old girl with large breasts who’s parents owned a Bavarian brewery, that went well 🥴
 
Not the original surely? Must have passed on the mantle to her daughter/ granddaughter. A bit like Sticky Vicky in Benidorm. Although I think she passed on more than a mantle!
 
BigHandsOliverKahn said:
Can someone on here go down to Coral Island and ask her what the hell's going to happen this season in order to put all the miserable, impatient sods on here out of their misery?

We need to know, are we going up this season or not? And we need to know it NOW. It's 2024 and people haven't got time or patience to wait around all season not knowing how well fed their lust for instant success will be.
If promotion is not to be this season, then can she tell us what season it will be? We can all then save our time and money whilst the club builds a promotion squad and then buy season tickets for a guaranteed promotion season instead.
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If someone on here goes to see her can they ask her to stop her relatives robbing my workshop, thanks in advance
 
First time I went to see her I said, I want my palm read. She hit it with a hammer.

Second time I went, she was closed, due to unforeseen circumstances.
 
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