Ok all.
Time to get real. I’m Ryder Cup excited and have an A* in English, so not to be ignored, how about this… After all, the boy has Prince in his name, we surely can’t overlook this?!
To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’
Ohhhhhhhh Super Prince Kouassi
He’s our wonder boy,
He loves to score at Bloomfield Road
and everywhere we go,
He’ll score with his left foot
He’ll score with his right,
And when we play the knobbers,
He’ll score or all ** night.
(Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!)
Keeping it a little more homely. To the tune of “Come on down to the sea”
Come on down to the sea,
Come see the Prince Koussai,
The boy was born to play and score wearing Tangerine,
He’ll play on his own,
He’ll play next to Rhodes,
But one things for sure,
The Prince he scores goals…
UTMP