Easiest fans to wind up?

7 Haag is doing a terrific job.

Man U fans haven't wanted to talk about football at my work for a few weeks. Maybe they need to spend another 500 million
 
Man Utd, Blackpool’s big rivals eh

Im guessing your workmates just think you're a cock and boring. They probably do laugh a lot….at you behind your back. Call you Boring Bobby or Tiresome Terry or whatever
 
Conversation with manure fan in Windsor during the Alex Ferguson years, are you from Manchester? No, have you been to Old Trafford? no, I’ve never been to Manchester. Ok, was your dad a manure fan or something? No. Why do you support them then? Well I used to support Liverpool when they were good. Ffs
 
Matesrates said:
Conversation with manure fan in Windsor during the Alex Ferguson years, are you from Manchester? No, have you been to Old Trafford? no, I’ve never been to Manchester. Ok, was your dad a manure fan or something? No. Why do you support them then? Well I used to support Liverpool when they were good. Ffs
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Is a conversation that never happened….

Fantasy Island…..smiles everybody, da plane, da plane!

Hilarious 😂
 
I went drinking in Manchester last week and asked every bloke who he supported….the %s were as follows…

City 27%
Stockport 23%
Weatherfield County 41%
Stalybridge Celtic 6%
ManUre 3%

Just shows you that virtually every Manure (😂) fan comes from London and only support em cos they’re shite…..oh and that 3% of blokes all looked a bit paedo too
 
Bayern fans were singing you never walk alone last night. Bit harsh….

I saw a few Norwich scarves being swung around in the away end when the second goal went in. Ten Haag needs more time
 
tangerine.com said:
We know what to expect from our team but Man U fans live in the past.
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Yes ALL fans of a team are all exactly of the same mind all the time and on this case it’s every single fan of a club all “living in the past”

I’d love to share a dining table with Buddha, you and Peter Ustinov ….. oh, what an evening it would be!
 
Sven said:
Manchester United, based off this thread 😉
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If you think I could ever get wound up by such dull, flat fayre you are miles out. I like a bit of cut and thrust, a bit of forwards and backwards, the thrill of an intellectual to and fro.
A drop of “These ** Man Utd fans are all from Essex” is just indicative of people who are Simple and trying to up their “lad” points but in reality bore the arse off one and all

Like the Coach says “come back at me”
 
I think the Muppets, down the road are just so easy to wind up.
Seriously, just make a comment about PNE on AVFTT and it becomes a feeding frenzy over on pneisOnline.

I do it for fun now......Treat them like Pavlov's dog's,
This week, I'm training them to get angry, every time I mention the trigger words "Flags" or "Lowe is leaving"

In the past, the best trigger words have included: "Bankruptcy", "Under 11 season ticket holders" and "Bigger clubs than PNE"
Say them and they all go ape shit....That Ando over there, has had 2 heart attacks and an aneurism, since I mentioned Lowe is leaving.
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Yes ALL fans of a team are all exactly of the same mind all the time and on this case it’s every single fan of a club all “living in the past”

I’d love to share a dining table with Buddha, you and Peter Ustinov ….. oh, what an evening it would be!
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Not sure about Buddha but I liked Ustinov.
 
SpionKop said:
surely got to be the red scoucers - never their fault no matter what zzzzzzzzz
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Scousers are a funny one for me cos I really like playing with the cliches but sadly plenty I have met/know are just decent lads like everyone else so I know in reality I’m just practicing a bit if self delusion for my own amusement
 
Sadler's Brylcreem said:
Surely got to be Man U fans .. went in to work with a couple of them this morning laughing at their result last night and utter sense of humour failure!
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Is it fuck what u talking about. Lol.. Every supporter if passionate has his or her weak spot.
 
Wlf is all this hate towards United. Lol. I had and repeat had a season ticket for 42 years at old trafford. But we can take banter like anyone can. I thought we had a good affinity with Blackpool. I gave up my season ticket this year on principal. £2500 it was last season. This season to renew £4,000. Not a chance. I will pick the games I want to go a watch and buy a ticket outside off a toute. Gutted as now what do I do on a Saturday. Get the train to Blackpool and watch you lot. Maybe I should. I will be living in Nott End from November so maybe I should become a fully fledged seaside. Will an ex red be welcome??.
 
Is the answer to the OP "the fans who hate BST" ?

Cos if you say BST out loud you can hear the hooves and gunshots within a couple of minutes.

😆
 
Mancpool said:
Wlf is all this hate towards United. Lol. I had and repeat had a season ticket for 42 years at old trafford. But we can take banter like anyone can. I thought we had a good affinity with Blackpool. I gave up my season ticket this year on principal. £2500 it was last season. This season to renew £4,000. Not a chance. I will pick the games I want to go a watch and buy a ticket outside off a toute. Gutted as now what do I do on a Saturday. Get the train to Blackpool and watch you lot. Maybe I should. I will be living in Nott End from November so maybe I should become a fully fledged seaside. Will an ex red be welcome??.
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Sure thing, sometimes it takes time to see the light. :)
 
Mancpool said:
Wlf is all this hate towards United. Lol. I had and repeat had a season ticket for 42 years at old trafford. But we can take banter like anyone can. I thought we had a good affinity with Blackpool. I gave up my season ticket this year on principal. £2500 it was last season. This season to renew £4,000. Not a chance. I will pick the games I want to go a watch and buy a ticket outside off a toute. Gutted as now what do I do on a Saturday. Get the train to Blackpool and watch you lot. Maybe I should. I will be living in Nott End from November so maybe I should become a fully fledged seaside. Will an ex red be welcome??.
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you obviously like teams that play in red & white with dodgy owners, so you might prefer the cods
 
April13th1970 said:
you obviously like teams that play in red & white with dodgy owners, so you might prefer the cods
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Haha. Sorry for late reply I'm away on holiday.. None more dodgy than the bloody oystens.. They owned Blackpool for what 35 years.. I'm into football and banter not interested in the commercial side.
 
April13th1970 said:
you obviously like teams that play in red & white with dodgy owners, so you might prefer the cods
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Ps been watching Blackpool aswell since 1980. My uncle played for Blackpool so I'm a paid member. Probebly been to more seasides games than a 1/4 of people on here. That's not being a dick probebly just facts.
 
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