Ever been for a Number Two at BR?

HatfulofHollow

HatfulofHollow

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Questions if you have ..

1. How do you perform with so many people outside
2. Is there always toilet paper
3. Do you wait until it goes quiet to emerge from there
4. Can you get wi-fi in there as you can't get hot anywhere else!
5. Any amusing graffiti?
 
It's about time that they fixed the door locks under the west.
Two out of three at the south end are broken.
 
Great OP was only thinking this afternoon how boring the board was, close season & not alot of positives or original posts. The answer is a no & never. But got me remembering my socialising era was the 80's & how great it was having a far better notching chance on a sat night in Blackpool than most other places. I used to go through a meticulous getting ready process. Shower, best clobber, hair, aftershave & finally my walk out record...I'm a wanderer. Come & get me girls. Got to the local, Newton Arms (bearing in mind the pub hadn't had a refit since 1862) and met a mate at the bar who I thought had been through a similar spruce up to myself. Mid conversation he disappeared for a good 20 mins. Thought maybe a line of whizz? "I needed that" he said. What? A good shit. The toilets resembled that scene from trainspotting. Don't even remember seeing any hand soap.
You just wouldn't. 😞
 
The worst I encountered was playing snooker and we played at the Fleetwood arms on Dock Street. The toilets were even worse than those outside the kop, and the cubicle didn’t even have a door, bloke sat there happily with his pants round his ankles.
 
Matesrates said:
The worst I encountered was playing snooker and we played at the Fleetwood arms on Dock Street. The toilets were even worse than those outside the kop, and the cubicle didn’t even have a door, bloke sat there happily with his pants round his ankles.
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Matesrates said:
The worst I encountered was playing snooker and we played at the Fleetwood arms on Dock Street. The toilets were even worse than those outside the kop, and the cubicle didn’t even have a door, bloke sat there happily with his pants round his ankles.
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Some people have no shame 😁
 
You took your life in your hands walking through the doors of The Butchers Arms near Millmoor in Rovverham on an away day, and there's many a visiting supporter who if they needed a piss or a number 2 were never seen again.
 
I don’t know what they put in the beer in hospitality but I’ve heard gents use those facilities and it’s like a free rendition of the 1812 Overture!
 
Matesrates said:
The worst I encountered was playing snooker and we played at the Fleetwood arms on Dock Street. The toilets were even worse than those outside the kop, and the cubicle didn’t even have a door, bloke sat there happily with his pants round his ankles.
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I remember the old Wembley, for an England game I think ... A fella sat on a sink having a dump reading a paper!
 
Great thread, bound for classic status methinks.

I have never been for a Tom Tit in a football ground anywhere and I am pretty robust usually, there is no way I would have gone for a shit in the old ground or the current one!!

I have however, been in some incredibly awful and also unusual toilets in my lifetime and have many toilet stories to share, so when we move back to Blackpool be sure to ask me when you see me in the pub and I will be happy to share.
 
Very strange thread. Anyway, I thought you couldn't get in those in the North stand because of the number of people snorting or smoking? Or is that just another rumour rather than fact?
 
Only once after a heavy night. Was at the Bloomfield and someone was in the only cubicle and looked set for the afternoon. Quick sprint to the ground and into a spare one in the north. Wasn't in there for long though, eye of a needle stuff. They also had a good supply of paper which was a bonus.
 
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