FAO The Chizraelites

Alf

Alf

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Evening, Hallowed Few, in the year of our Chizz.

I’m thinking of making a simple Chizraelites/ChizzyChizzyvision T-Shirt design and I want to load the entire thing with absolutely every possible iconic phrase or one-off legendary changer. If we rack our brains I’m sure we’ll have more than enough to fill it from collar to hem...

On the island, all fall down, legal (or almost), tries to X *and does*, learned friend/watchful eye, stopwatch is of no relevance, late flag = existential threat to players, he’s fast but not that fast OHWAITYESHEIS etc. Etc.
 
You're going to have to put names of the players so completely wrong. Not sure how you going to do it.

If you lot are Chizrealites.


For the first time in my life in going to be antisemantic.
 
Alf said:
Evening, Hallowed Few, in the year of our Chizz.

I’m thinking of making a simple Chizraelites/ChizzyChizzyvision T-Shirt design and I want to load the entire thing with absolutely every possible iconic phrase or one-off legendary changer. If we rack our brains I’m sure we’ll have more than enough to fill it from collar to hem...

On the island, all fall down, legal (or almost), tries to X *and does*, learned friend/watchful eye, stopwatch is of no relevance, late flag = existential threat to players, he’s fast but not that fast OHWAITYESHEIS etc. Etc.
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Two big hands

Land of the Giants

Not today or any day

Wand of a left foot
 
Alf said:
Evening, Hallowed Few, in the year of our Chizz.

I’m thinking of making a simple Chizraelites/ChizzyChizzyvision T-Shirt design and I want to load the entire thing with absolutely every possible iconic phrase or one-off legendary changer. If we rack our brains I’m sure we’ll have more than enough to fill it from collar to hem...

On the island, all fall down, legal (or almost), tries to X *and does*, learned friend/watchful eye, stopwatch is of no relevance, late flag = existential threat to players, he’s fast but not that fast OHWAITYESHEIS etc. Etc.
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Make sure you Keep it legal
 
Mark_GT said:
Game as a lion
He's a big boy - a very big boy
Half loaf/cake (delete as appropriate)
My learned friend......of this parish

This stuff must be kept authentic. None of your knock off Fleetwood market rubbish. The Maestro deserves no less 🎂🍞🚀🛸
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There's still some obvious classics missing from this thread but I can't remember what....
 
Whatever you do don't forget flllurrbbllpphh - one of the Maestro's finest methinks 🍞👍

Nor indeed "Back when we were playing" - " in my day" etc. Important understated yet telling references to the Maestro's incomparable knowledge of the professional game 👍
 
Joe Garner.... thats one of the missing obsessions from earlier in the season....

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Also off down the wing like a dose of salt........ has been heard before.... but not common

He was in the vicinity of the crime

Hes got that in his locker

Now then young man..
 
He always refers to being part of the "Centre halves union".

And don't get him started on players being flagged late for offsides. Or injured players having to go off the pitch and then wait to come back on again. These really boil old Chizzballs piss.
 
i noticed he refers to the penalty area as "real estate" as in "chris maxwell commanding his own piece of real estate." very annoying.
 
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