Forest funny

[agouti]

Sent to me by a forest mate.

 

[20togo]

t'was posted yesterday. Very funny

 

[Insider]

Another football funny.
When Romeo Beckham turned up for training at Brentford he asked the Manager,
"What number am I?"
He said,
"Wear four out there Romeo".

 

[Ollygon]

Another football funny.
When Romeo Beckham turned up for training at Brentford he asked the Manager,
"What number am I?"
He said,
"Wear four out there Romeo".

If we're going for Shakespeare jokes.

Sign seen in a camping shop

"Now is the winter of our discount tents"

 

[Eventhepenguins]

If we're going for signs in shop window jokes
I saw a sign on the door of my local bookies.
Open Today 9-4.
I thought I'll have a grand on that, they're open EVERY day!

 

[Beverleypool]

Shakespeare walks into a pub
Landlord says ‘ get out! You’re bard!’

 

[Beverleypool]

And as for shop window jokes….
A boy goes into a pet shop and asks to buy a wasp The shopkeeper says sorry son we don’t sell wasps. The boy says well there’s one in the window!