I was thinking of having a Tattoo, but I couldn't arrange the Marching Bands, Formation Drill Teams, Pipes & Drums and Motorcycle Display TeamsWoman talking to a bloke in the pub and says....
"I believe that you've got tattoos allover your back and shoulders "
Bloke says , "Yes, and sometimes when people are sad I let them colour in the ones on my shoulders "
"Why on earth would you do that?"she asked.
"Because ", he said, "sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon!!"
I said to the missus, what do you want for Valentines?Forgot to tell you, I got the wife a pug dog for valentines.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat the dog seems to like her
I said to the missus, what do you want for Valentines?
She cryptically said "An ex-England goalkeeper".
She thinks she's getting Flowers, but it's Seaman.