I've done all sorts in my life and once tried writing a Pantomime.
Fortunately, it's all behind me now.
I'm interviewing on Tuesday. I'll be thinking this all the way through...I was at a job interview today, and towards the end of it, the interviewer asked me, "Have you any weaknesses?"
I said, "I always let myself down at interviews."
He said, "I think you are doing OK."
I said, "Yeah you would you stupid **!"
I was going to tell you the joke about time travelling....but you didn't like it.
I've done all sorts in my life and once tried writing a Pantomime.
Fortunately, it's all behind me now.
2 lady teachers were walking across the school yard. One said to the other “do you like Dickens ? and the other one said I’ve never been to one.Two nuns were out walking one evening when they encountered a flasher! One of them had a stroke but the other one couldn’t reach
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, I can’t seem to put it down.I was reading a book about camouflage and i put it down and now i can't find it.
OH NO ITS NOT( Someone had to tell him)... Seems I was only the second person to tell him.. Ah wellI've done all sorts in my life and once tried writing a Pantomime.
Fortunately, it's all behind me now.