Ha ha ha ha ha……

[Martonmosser]

Fcuk off Burnley, less than 5 minutes gone

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Five defenders in front of him all zonal marking..Don't get it myself

 

[no9]

First free kick given against De Bruyna was so bad, the lad just dropped to the ground, if the refs stop giving them the cheating stops, simple

 

[Lobpob]

Early Days

 

[tommytwojags]

Free go for Burnley. Next games against Villa and Forest will be of more interest to them.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

Couldn't beat the Mighty last season!

 

[Chunkylad]

They left Haarland unmarked in the penalty area. What did they expect?

Also Bet365 were offering evens on a City win. I bit their hand off

(Also managed to cover the bet off in play so that’ll do)

 

[Martonmosser]

Already throwing things at the City players, wonder why Sky didn’t replay it

 

[premactopool]

never really liked Citeh but I hope they get double figures tonight

 

[Old_Laytonian]

A six fingered glove just got.thrown on.There's a giveaway

 

[BFC_53]

City been poor so far.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

Already throwing things at the City players, wonder why Sky didn’t replay it

A lighter apparently...

You would have thought having only just discovered fire in the big village they would be reluctant to let go of their ignition devices!

 

[Martonmosser]

A lighter apparently...

You would have thought having only just discovered fire in the big village they would be reluctant to let go of their ignition devices!

Shouldn’t be hard to spot who threw an illuminous green lighter from probably only a few feet away should it?

 

[Old_Laytonian]

It's a plastic lighter not

City been poor so far.

You were saying?

 

[Martonmosser]

Boring boring City

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Why not try marking him ?

 

[Chunkylad]

They’ve done it again. Left him wide open unmarked.
Thanks Sky bet they’ve early paid out too

 

[no9]

Boring boring City

Silly chant, a bit like your ucking shit then they score

 

[tommytwojags]

As Burnley's manager said to his players just before the game, don't bother marking Haaland. What he did last season was just a fluke.

 

[Martonmosser]

As Burnley's manager said to his players just before the game, don't bother marking Haaland. What he did last season was just a fluke.

 

[Dark_Side_of_the_Lune]

Have they sung rude words yet? Fines kick in if the wrong people say what they think.

 

[BFC_53]

It's a plastic lighter not

You were saying?

They actually were up until that point. Uncharacteristically losing possession easily. But Haaland is just sensational.

 

[tangerine.com]

Pep having a meltdown.

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Ball watching. It was drummed into me at primary school watch your man not the ball

 

[no9]

Pep having a meltdown.

Go on Pep, tell the camera man to do one

 

[tangerine.com]

Go on Pep, tell the camera man to do one

Probably did under his breath.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

Shouldn’t be hard to spot who threw an illuminous green lighter from probably only a few feet away should it?

The culprit will probably argue that he threw it at a passing plane overhead!

 

[JOHNMAJORTOM]

Watched the Mission to Burnley Sky Documentary yesterday. worth a look. I think Company will keep them in the pl. if not he sure is thorough in h his match day prep. wtf would people expect. BEST just to keep the score down as much as possible. CITY is the one home game that is just best to get out of the way. HAARLAND is unplayable ;

 

[parker14]

Fcuk off Burnley, less than 5 minutes gone

I'd swap places though.

 

[Martonmosser]

I'd swap places though.

Nah, they’re in for a crap long season whilst we’re going up as champions

 

[Martonmosser]

We want 4, we want 4

 

[St_Ives_Seasider]

Culprit identified and removed they’ve just said

 

[Martonmosser]

And another thrown out for trying to get to a city player on the pitch

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Some other weirdo type character tried to run on to the pitch. Do these Americans realise what they have invested in?

It's the equivalent of Deliverance. " Squeal like a pig , boy"

 

[Ping Pong]

Doubt they will get fined only us?

 

[Old_Laytonian]

This is going well

 

[Martonmosser]

Some other weirdo type character tried to run on to the pitch. Do these Americans realise what they have invested in?

It's the equivalent of Deliverance. " Squeal like a pig , boy"

And a player off as well now…..money well invested

 

[Martonmosser]

Doubt they will get fined only us?

Matt Williams will be busy on Monday morning

 

[Pauls_Boutique]

The only positive for the Dingles was that they could count all 6 minutes of injury time on the fingers of one hand.

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Should go back to the Sean Dyche way.oomph! They haven't got the team to play out from the back plus the fans don't understand what they are trying to do.

 

[Sandgrown1]

Fcuk off Burnley, less than 5 minutes gone

how did I know this was about the Clampets it’ll be the same score away …. Burnley concede a handful

 

[Wizaard]

The culprit will probably argue that he threw it at a passing plane overhead!

Silver bird...

 

[mad-link]

Why are you laughing at The Clarets, who were well beaten at home in the top division to probably the greatest team in the universe? Burnley were superb last season and no shame being schooled by City.

 

[mad-link]

ps if we played City we'd have 8% possession and would lose 9-0 on a good day

 

[Macseasider]

Why are you laughing at The Clarets, who were well beaten at home in the top division to probably the greatest team in the universe? Burnley were superb last season and no shame being schooled by City.

Agree mate. Stupid thread. We're in League 1 after a relegation and people are laughing at Premier League Burnley. Embarrassing.

 

[Shootz]

They left Haarland unmarked in the penalty area. What did they expect?

Also Bet365 were offering evens on a City win. I bit their hand off

(Also managed to cover the bet off in play so that’ll do)

What was the most you can put on the super boost? I had £28 in my account and put that on them but thought there must be a max bet limit?

 

[Chunkylad]

What was the most you can put on the super boost? I had £28 in my account and put that on them but thought there must be a max bet limit?

I wasn’t sure to be honest Shootz? I just googled it and it says unlimited?

Good to see you’ve doubled it

 

[TheOldKop]

Simpleton

 

[April13th1970]

A lighter apparently...

You sure it wasn't two sticks?

 

[FY4MIKEH]

Glad they got battered. The tossers thought they were invincible after last season. Welcome back to the Premier League