Haaland

[Seasidestevo71]

Scored 2 more goals than Blackpool

 

[Maths]

He's over-rated with a shit hair do

 

[Seasidestevo71]

He's over-rated with a shit hair do

I’d swap lavery for him though

 

[allatseasider]

Penis have scored 5 less than Blackpool this season in the league, so doesn't really say much. They probably had more 1-0 and 0-0 results.

Most players have stupid hair styles.

 

[Matesrates]

Being 6’ 5”, strong, fast and skilful is a huge advantage.

 

[Far north tangerine]

I'm positive that underneath that viking appearance is a terminator type machine
He's is just the perfect striker

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

Surrounded by the Citeh squad probably helps as well.

 

[Trammo]

Never seen him score from outside the penalty area so I can only give him 9/10.

 

[AngelBFC]

He s got some way to go before he’s anywhere near as good as Dave Bamber

Similar style of play

Still young so he has plenty of time

 

[TangerineTed]

He’s well bred with his mother an international heptathlete.

Some other footballers should look to breed with top female athletes rather than pop stars!

 

[Leither]

Scored 2 more goals than Blackpool

And 5 more than the Nobbers

 

[Davepick]

He's over-rated with a shit hair do

Over rated ?
I bet he finishes this season as the highest ever Prem scorer in a season.
And he was taken off early by Pep.

 

[Matesrates]

He’s a monster

 

[FY4MIKEH]

Surrounded by the Citeh squad probably helps as well.

He's done it at every club he's been at.

 

[Seasidestevo71]

Being 6’ 5”, strong, fast and skilful is a huge advantage.

Same as me then, am I too old at 52?

Come on dobbie, make the call, I’ll set off now for Luton

 

[tangerine_neil]

He’s well bred with his mother an international heptathlete.

Some other footballers should look to breed with top female athletes rather than pop stars!

This is the future.