Harry Kane statue

[Toastrack]

This shocker was commissioned by Waltham Forest Council (he was born in Chingford).
But who is it really modelled on?
Beavis or Butt-Head?
A Terminator T-1000?

 

[April13th1970]

Looks more like Robert Patrick as the T-1000 in Terminator 2

 

[20togo]

that is seriously bad.

 

[Mr Tangerine Man]

Looks more like Robert Patrick as the T-1000 in Terminator 2

Eh, nice ball.

 

[Matesrates]

Hopefully it’s made of chocolate and people will eat it.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

At least they didn't have to factor in additional material for all his trophies and medals!

 

[Sooty59]

Hopefully it’s made of chocolate and people will eat it.

Perhaps the shopkeeper on Orkney will order a few cases of them.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Someone who is permanently on the bench?

 

[585 = never give up]

Is it an English copy of the Ronaldo statue or a slimmed down Desperate Dan?

 

[glasshalffull]

Max Headroom ?

 

[Lytham_fy8]

It should show him missing a crucial penalty so everyone knows who it is.

 

[basilrobbie3]

To be fair, it does have rarity value. You don't see many contemporary statues that are more mobile than the real thing.

 

[April13th1970]

that is seriously bad.

Is it the same sculptor who did the infamous Cristiano Ronaldo one?

 

[tangerine_neil]

Apart from the awful head, it’s anatomically very poor. Looks more like a shop mannequin

 

[JOHNMAJORTOM]

Max Headroom. please someone put a photo of the eighties idol.

 

[Sooty59]

Is it the same sculptor who did the infamous Cristiano Ronaldo one?

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[Simonized]

This shocker was commissioned by Waltham Forest Council (he was born in Chingford).
But who is it really modelled on?
Beavis or Butt-Head?
A Terminator T-1000?

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That's Max Headroom, isn't it?

 

[Simonized]

Max Headroom ?

Great minds or fools?

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

Shaggy off scoobydoo

 

[April13th1970]

Shaggy off scoobydoo

Looks more like Velma

 

[BFC_53]

Apparently they paid £7,200. Seems to me like one of the councillors got a £7k bonus and the rest they used for this.

 

[April13th1970]

Apparently they paid £7,200. Seems to me like one of the councillors got a £7k bonus and the rest they used for this.

Are you sure the sculptor didn't pay them that to take it off his hands

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

Are you sure the sculptor didn't pay them that to take it off his hands

Was it Tony Hancock ?

 

[April13th1970]

Was it Tony Hancock ?

More like Tony Half-Cocked

 

[20togo]

At least they didn't have to factor in additional material for all his trophies and medals!

nowt like trying to take the piss is there! It's an individual statue and so just to put you straight he's won individual trophies as a golden boot winner at a World Cup.

 

[tangerine.com]

Looks like the dutch actor Rutger Hauer

 

[poolseasider]

That reminds me better get some Easter Eggs whilst shopping tomorrow.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Is it a mix of current and Flashdance era Kevin Bacon?

 

[Hockaday’s Quiff]

This is going to bring all the angst of the original Jimmy Armfield mural back to the surface

 

[Leither]

I've heard he's got more personality than the real Harry

 

[April13th1970]

Is it a mix of current and Flashdance era Kevin Bacon?

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I'd say more like Kenny Wormald i the 2011 remake

 

[Mark_GT]

This is going to bring all the angst of the original Jimmy Armfield mural back to the surface

You leave Rigsby out-of this

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

nowt like trying to take the piss is there! It's an individual statue and so just to put you straight he's won individual trophies as a golden boot winner at a World Cup.

As an England supporter, I take little solace in the fact Arry has won a Golden boot at the WC.
Missed a crucial 'sitter' from 12 yards when it mattered most.

 

[Tangerinemoss]

Looks like Crichton from Red Dwarf, which I'm currently re watching

 

[tangerine_neil]

Looks like Crichton from Red Dwarf, which I'm currently re watching

Or is it Critchton?

 

[JJpool]

This shocker was commissioned by Waltham Forest Council (he was born in Chingford).
But who is it really modelled on?
Beavis or Butt-Head?
A Terminator T-1000?

View attachment 18779

Looks like this Ronaldo one was the same sculptor...

Looks more like Robert Patrick as the T-1000 in Terminator 2

This is when Kane was late for training.

Some more football related ones here...

Trouble at the match...

When youve got to go...

I believe this is Sadler...

These were modelled on the crowd after after a visit to Deepdale.

 

[20togo]

As an England supporter, I take little solace in the fact Arry has won a Golden boot at the WC.
Missed a crucial 'sitter' from 12 yards when it mattered most.

of course but as an individual he's achieved plenty and broken records.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

of course but as an individual he's achieved plenty and broken records.

Of course, and every credit to him. He is a phenomenal striker.

But it will eat away at him that he has won nowt yet as a team player!

Hopefully he can put that right this summer

 

[Mark_GT]

Of course, and every credit to him. He is a phenomenal striker.

But it will eat away at him that he has won nowt yet as a team player!

Hopefully he can put that right this summer

The main problem for poor old 'Arry is he's usually spent the whole year flogging himself into the ground to try to give Spurs a decent showing. I'm banking on him having had a nice gentle jog out in the Bundesliga and being fresh as a daisy this Summer

 

[Sooty59]

The main problem for poor old 'Arry is he's usually spent the whole year flogging himself into the ground to try to give Spurs a decent showing. I'm banking on him having had a nice gentle jog out in the Bundesliga and being fresh as a daisy this Summer

Awaits a certain posters reply

 

[Lytham_fy8]

As an England supporter, I take little solace in the fact Arry has won a Golden boot at the WC.
Missed a crucial 'sitter' from 12 yards when it mattered most.

Let's not forget he also missed against Denmark in 2021, just lucky with the rebound.