It could only happen at Blackpool FC stories ..

[Brett&Murphs.]

Our ex-hotel manager faking an illness and shaving his head to get out of a court appearance.

Someone faked cancer??! Surely they didn’t sink that low. Or am I getting mixed up?

 

[Brett&Murphs.]

People buying season tickets, then trying to set up a swapshop before the season starts because they won't attend many games. Pretending it's helping out the club with getting cash in, when really they wouldn't have bought one if the I - follow wasn't included.

And also without knowing when they will get to attend games. Nothing wrong with it, they are supporting the club simple as that.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Someone faked cancer??! Surely they didn’t sink that low. Or am I getting mixed up?

Lazarus.
Although to be fair, he did look ill on this pic:

 

[tangerine_neil]

The chairman and his sons knowing there would be a protest involving tennis balls and posing before the game with tennis racquets...

Also reading through this has made me all the more grateful that we have Simon Sadler

This:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Sheffield Wednesday fan fell through this hole in the temporary East stand. They really are massive.
Disappeared like a magicians assistant:

 

[tangerine_neil]

A collection of Karl. No words needed;

 

[tangerine_neil]

On the wall outside the tunnel. True.

 

[tangerine_neil]

His line of coke joke:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Balaclava man:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Wtf:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Worried:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Cash cow:

 

[tangerine_neil]

Kyle Vassell, player of the month Sept 2017:

 

[tangerine_neil]

It is entirely possible be might have scratched off the missing “L” with the extra long fingernail

 

[tangerine_neil]

Jason Manford addresses the odious ferret:

 

[tangerine_neil]

We are going to lose... again

 

[TangerineBayern]

Televised cup game against Yeovil with a shed load of tangerine balloons on the west touchline. Just before the kick off the net holding them down was removed and not one balloon took off. Cue stewards and others stamping on said balloons, apart from the ones that had encroached on the pitch, which were stamped on regularly throughout the game.

And kick off was delayed by 15 mins, but we did go on to win the play off at Cardiff that season

 

[Martonmosser]

5 players being unable to play due to cough.... cough... erm.... catching a virus together requiring penicillin

And a fan bringing that up and being sued

 

[Martonmosser]

Getting turned over in a clip joint in Latvia.

Although I believe KO stood his ground!

Was told by a certain little Latvian hero of ours that he had to personally get the bowlheaded clown out of a cell

 

[TwelveAngryMen]

Believing the ‘ King of Marbella ‘ was a credible candidate to take over the club

 

[Martonmosser]

Owen standing outside the High Court in London with an Oyston Out scarf

 

[LimerickTangerine]

Not sure if mentioned fans wearing Paul Ince face masks

Paul Ince water bottle incident

Paul Ince awol when supposed be with the team

Paul Ince himself in general

 

[TangerineYfronts]

Owen standing outside the High Court in London with an Oyston Out scarf

And such a smug ** with it

 

[LimerickTangerine]

The entire Nile Ranger saga

 

[TangerineYfronts]

Nope. Chaddy Owl assaulted Bloomfield Bear. And the brawling on the pitch wasn't our Gorilla. It was Hangus the Monkey from Hartlepool who was banned subsequently then became Mayor.

My mate was match day Inspector that day - he was one well pissed up monkey

 

[clappers]

Karl ‘Mastermind’ Oyston claiming that a multi billionaire self made international banker needs to learn how to interpret a set of football club accounts made up by Ian Cherry.

 

[Wizaard]

Plans for a new training ground falling because of newts in a boundary ditch.

 

[Martonmosser]

And such a smug ** with it

 

[LA-KINGS]

And a fan bringing that up and being sued

I dont even know this story. When was it and what are the rumored details ?

 

[Horncliffroader]

The players threatening to play in stocking feet after the Os told them they had to pay for their own boots.

 

[Loco]

Nematode worms

 

[tangerine_neil]

And such a smug ** with it

 

[tangerine_neil]

A certain ex-Chairman having to be spoken to by the Police for digging man-traps in his garden and hiring unlicensed foreign security detail

 

[slakes_seasider]

Funny thread. Can I throw in before a game one season, a dancing troup were 'entertaining' the crowd and one of the girls fell over, broke her leg, had to be carried off by the physios and the start of the game was delayed by a few minutes. Anyone else remember that?

One of the “physios” was wearing a fedora.

 

[AngelBFC]

Chairman enticing fans to fight with him whilst behind a glass screen and flanked by security

pathetic

 

[TangerineArmy]

Offering Telford and waddington piss poor pro contracts... when they refused then said they couldn't train with 1st team.

Or building an unusable gantry on top of east

Or west soffits never being repaired until it became H&S issue

Or tiny TVs in concourse with snowy picture

So many things... still think the Sam illness and exaggerated "many months in hospital" (when he then travelled the world) during court case was lowest of the low.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Here’s a collection of west stand soffits to remind ourselves of how lucky we are to have Simon S: