Got drafted into my son's 5/6 a side team pre-Covid.
Technically, I am shit at football; but I'm a big fella and can get in the way, make useful tackles and so on. He was delighted when I fly kicked a clearance of some fella's toe!!!
11 a-side was back in 1998 on a tour of Poland organised but a mate on a missionary year.
Wisla Krakov reserves, Polonia Warsaw youth team and a couple of others further down the pyramid. I was ok in goals, and defence, but again, size was the only thing in my favour and in a full size pitch, not as helpful. Great experience though.