BergenNorway
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Came to think of how lucky we were to get a great insight into our club through the secretarys diary. Wouldn’t it be great to have someone in the club providing us with this again?
Matt Williams’ diary
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Southshoresteve
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His book would be good...
January 4th - Came into work after Christmas break and fax machine has disappeared? What a mystery? Tried to contact Karl to get permission to buy a new one but apparently he’s gone on a shooting holiday to Outer Mongolia - phone switched off.
January 6th - Saw Stan who said there were still issues with the pitch? Something to do with Nematodes or whatever. Tried to log on to PC to search internet but someone hasn’t paid the bill.
January 4th - Came into work after Christmas break and fax machine has disappeared? What a mystery? Tried to contact Karl to get permission to buy a new one but apparently he’s gone on a shooting holiday to Outer Mongolia - phone switched off.
January 6th - Saw Stan who said there were still issues with the pitch? Something to do with Nematodes or whatever. Tried to log on to PC to search internet but someone hasn’t paid the bill.
Lytham_fy8
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January 7th - Was told by the boss to go on AVFTT and tell them off/threaten them as they were being horrid to him, did as I was told.
todayistheday
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January 8th - Someone upset him on Avftt and he did a big flounce, his gullible merry men on here got very upset.
Eventhepenguins
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Jan 8th. Big bid came in for our star striker. Been asked to find a shovel to help dig a big massive hole and bury the money. Nobody is telling me where to start digging though, apparently it's on a need to know basis?!
Shandypants
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Jan 9th. I love portraying my self importance, I am Blackpool FC. I'm so great I could eat myself, what a meal that would be to satisfy my insatiable hunger.
tangerine_neil
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Jan 10th
Helped Karl with his ingrowing toenails.
Cleaned the Penthouse after Big O had a few young friends over.
Ordered the Asda value meals for the team bus.
Helped Karl with his ingrowing toenails.
Cleaned the Penthouse after Big O had a few young friends over.
Ordered the Asda value meals for the team bus.
Macseasider
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Not really bothered myself. Trust the staff to just crack on building the club on and off the pitch.
Satriale's Pork Store
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Karl has asked me to nip into the Anne Summers shop in town and pick up his new Gimp Suit.
He also said to grab a Butt plug if there are any in the bargain bucket!
Apparently he has been a naughty boy and Vicky is going to take him downstairs, into the newly refurbished Gimp cellar at Meanley Towers!
He's bouncing around Bloomers like a giddy kipper!
He also said to grab a Butt plug if there are any in the bargain bucket!
Apparently he has been a naughty boy and Vicky is going to take him downstairs, into the newly refurbished Gimp cellar at Meanley Towers!
He's bouncing around Bloomers like a giddy kipper!
GrahamwantshisOates
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I remember his hissy fit on here. Someone called him Karl’s puppet.
He replied ”Yes Karl has his hand up my arse, goodbye”
Kingscoatkiwi
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straightatthewall
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I did a Matt Williams diary spoof on here around the time things were starting to go tits up. I eventually got asked via a third party (not an Oyston) to stop as Matt was a bit uncomfortable about it.
B_Side_The_C_Side
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JAN 11th
What a glorious day today was....
Wifey number 2 or is it number 3?...(I must ask my girlfriend).....let me out of the cellar really early today.
So, I drove my latest 'beast mobile' (a Dacia Duster)...all by myself (and went over 50mph), to the office, for a very early start around 2,30pm
Looks like George left an open pack of Haribo on the floor of the car.....Mummy wont allow me sugary stuff..... they make me hyper at bedtime and turn my wee wee, a funny orange colour...but that's my lunch sorted for today, and I've saved £1 towards a new balaclava for the weekend....
Looks like Daddy was in the Hotel last night, interviewing 2 very young Filipino girls for some sort of 'job' where they need to 'blow' something?
I can see Housekeeping steam cleaning the sheets from the window of the broom cupboard.....or 'The executive suite' as I like to call it
Daddy said I can get a plug for the fax machine once Jan transfer window is over......so I'm obviously getting a plug socket put in.....Yayyyyyyyyy!!!
Daddy got a call from some sort of legal chappie on his office phone.....so as quick as I could, I stopped hoovering & polishing and answered it....
I'm a big boy now and daddy taught me how to press the buttons....so I called Sam in, and after a few minutes, we had worked out how to pick up the phone..!
Seems some lady who's from another country with a long name and a song in the charts about 'coming on over' wants money back...
I was a big boy and said.....NO......Sam said YES....Then I said NO again.....and that's when Daddy made me put the phone down.....
Daddy got really angry and said I have had a very busy day and it was time I went back to the cellar......sorry, the out house........No, the mansion...
And Daddy was right....I had a full on busy day of being a real executive and big mover and shakers in the football world.....so at 2.45pm I was done for the day and I went home....
I was so excited at the thought of getting a plug socket fitted in my cupboard, that I settled down and was asleep by 4,30pm.....
What a glorious day today was....
Wifey number 2 or is it number 3?...(I must ask my girlfriend).....let me out of the cellar really early today.
So, I drove my latest 'beast mobile' (a Dacia Duster)...all by myself (and went over 50mph), to the office, for a very early start around 2,30pm
Looks like George left an open pack of Haribo on the floor of the car.....Mummy wont allow me sugary stuff..... they make me hyper at bedtime and turn my wee wee, a funny orange colour...but that's my lunch sorted for today, and I've saved £1 towards a new balaclava for the weekend....
Looks like Daddy was in the Hotel last night, interviewing 2 very young Filipino girls for some sort of 'job' where they need to 'blow' something?
I can see Housekeeping steam cleaning the sheets from the window of the broom cupboard.....or 'The executive suite' as I like to call it
Daddy said I can get a plug for the fax machine once Jan transfer window is over......so I'm obviously getting a plug socket put in.....Yayyyyyyyyy!!!
Daddy got a call from some sort of legal chappie on his office phone.....so as quick as I could, I stopped hoovering & polishing and answered it....
I'm a big boy now and daddy taught me how to press the buttons....so I called Sam in, and after a few minutes, we had worked out how to pick up the phone..!
Seems some lady who's from another country with a long name and a song in the charts about 'coming on over' wants money back...
I was a big boy and said.....NO......Sam said YES....Then I said NO again.....and that's when Daddy made me put the phone down.....
Daddy got really angry and said I have had a very busy day and it was time I went back to the cellar......sorry, the out house........No, the mansion...
And Daddy was right....I had a full on busy day of being a real executive and big mover and shakers in the football world.....so at 2.45pm I was done for the day and I went home....
I was so excited at the thought of getting a plug socket fitted in my cupboard, that I settled down and was asleep by 4,30pm.....