Messi to Newcastle rumours abound

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(idiot Post the guy doesn't need the money and has lived all of most of his adult life ,in countries where the sun actually shines ,and is hot for more than 30 days per year )who the fuck would want to play football in the English winter in one of the coldest areas of the country and with a bunch of Geordie numpsies who think they have the right to assume now the have a Saudi billionaire owner they will win every trophy going in world football ,and in a town which has nothing going for it other than a language that no fucker understands when they are sober never mind when they are pissed 😁.
 
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I don't see this as an idiot post...I'm offended. All I've asked is a relevant question, to all the rumours circulating the internet.
 
Might not be a joke in 2022.
I appreciate the jokey sentiment, but if their new owners start chucking money around, there’s every chance they could outspend and ultimately outperform the likes of City
 
Like any world class superstar footballer would want to live in the stoneage era up in Newcastle. Add to that having to play for what is now a morally bankrupt club thanks their caring humanitarian owners, FFS!
 
We all know footballers follow the money.
There’s no club loyalty these days.
Think a fair number will be shocked when the Toon start chucking money around to sign the Newcastle All Stars in record time.
All been done before. Buying success.
 
No chance not at this stage of the development of Newcastle. They aren't in the champions league, it'll take at least 5 yrs to get a half decent squad which will then attract even better players. It took city a fair amount of time to catch up to the likes of chelsea and United and then overturn them.
 
Might bookmark this Peter. Paris is hardly cracking the flags & if the Saudis offer his face as the new geordie brand & with absolute silly money to boot you never know. Could even fly luxury jet into Newcastle from say Barcelona for 2 or 3 days a week. Bet some players drive further to training.
 
People forget about players wives and girlfriends who will have some say….

“Darling do you fancy living in….

Milan
Madrid
Barca
North West
London
Rome
Paris

Or

Newcastle

They will struggle - money isn’t everything all the time - even to some footballers.
 
Messi will want to play in the Champions League. Newcastle won't be in it for at least two seasons at best, even if they transform the team.
 
At US$83 per barrel of Saudi oil they can buy who they want

We will help pay for their players at the petrol pumps 🙄
 
Money talks, and if they offer him an even more stupid amount than he's earned with his recent move, then yes it could.
There is more chance of getting a BJ off the queen than Messi playing for Newcastle. Wrong place at the wrong time, if the Saudis had bought Newcastle at the same time as city it would be a different matter as they'd be challenging for the champs league. If money was his driving factor he might as well go and play in China
 
If Messi wanted to play in England he would have gone to Citeh this summer as a free agent.

If Newcastle want to buy him they will have to pay a ridiculous transfer fee, he isn’t a free agent anymore.

He will do 18 months more and then head to Miami or LA (somewhere where Spanish is a widely spoken language)
and play for a few years in the MLS.

Meanwhile in January the barcodes can announce the signing of James Tarkowski…..
 
Might bookmark this Peter. Paris is hardly cracking the flags & if the Saudis offer his face as the new geordie brand & with absolute silly money to boot you never know. Could even fly luxury jet into Newcastle from say Barcelona for 2 or 3 days a week. Bet some players drive further to training.
You do that Willie🤣.up the mighty pool.
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(idiot Post the guy doesn't need the money and has lived all of most of his adult life ,in countries where the sun actually shines ,and is hot for more than 30 days per year )who the fuck would want to play football in the English winter in one of the coldest areas of the country and with a bunch of Geordie numpsies who think they have the right to assume now the have a Saudi billionaire owner they will win every trophy going in world football ,and in a town which has nothing going for it other than a language that no fucker understands when they are sober never mind when they are pissed 😁.
why not citeh did it
 
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Newcastle has a brilliant night scene - have you been recently?
 
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Loads of South American’s have played for north east clubs.
i actually hope he goes there now so the OP can shove it up you for your reply👍🏻
 
As I've already said, the best players didn't turn up at the Etihad straight away. It took a while for them to attract the best players, and Newcastle will be the same. Messi won't be signing for them. Ever.
 
I’d of thought Newcastle would be wanting up and coming stars to build for the future, I see city are improving there foden contract at present…mmmm I wonder why….!!🤣
 
There's been a few replies on this , especially the ones ,who appear to be wearing blinkers (as said before read the post )then engage brain it's never going to happen (it's about Messi going or not going to sign for Newcastle )good evening and enjoy your Newcastle brown ,then wake up in the morning and think about it ! As Willie said he will bookmark this ,and if it happens in my lifetime I will happily buy any genuine Geordies in Blackpool a bottle of bodds 🤣
 
Eh? Get a grip and make sure you use factor 50🤣
If you are a true Geordie ,(what will you do if on Saturday ,which will be Bruce's last game in charge by all accounts )( will you applaude him or are you one of the Hippocrates who where calling for his head the last few games ) tell you what I know the answer ,so just fuck off tool have a nice weekend allong with all the other 60000 hypocrites .I wish you all the worst for the future (buying succes is not correct way to get to the top in sport )(just think of Blackburn it might come back to bite you on the arse)🖕.
 
I think i know whats happened here.

A bit of Chinese whispers.

Someone overheard a bloke saying... on a night out, it can get quite messy in Newcastle.....
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(idiot Post the guy doesn't need the money and has lived all of most of his adult life ,in countries where the sun actually shines ,and is hot for more than 30 days per year )who the fuck would want to play football in the English winter in one of the coldest areas of the country and with a bunch of Geordie numpsies who think they have the right to assume now the have a Saudi billionaire owner they will win every trophy going in world football ,and in a town which has nothing going for it other than a language that no fucker understands when they are sober never mind when they are pissed 😁.

Steady on Peter, its not that bad 🤣
 
There's been a few replies on this , especially the ones ,who appear to be wearing blinkers (as said before read the post )then engage brain it's never going to happen (it's about Messi going or not going to sign for Newcastle )good evening and enjoy your Newcastle brown ,then wake up in the morning and think about it ! As Willie said he will bookmark this ,and if it happens in my lifetime I will happily buy any genuine Geordies in Blackpool a bottle of bodds 🤣
Make it a bottle of dog 👍
 
Messi to Newcastle makes perfect now that they are simply a PR tool for the Saudis, global coverage, and part of the Saudis aim has to be to get more international coverage to put them on the recognition scale with Manure, Liverpool, Barca and Real et al
 
I see Phil Foden, Man City, has reputedly been offered a contract at £150,000 per week.
The world has gone mad.
 
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