o/t Has there ever been a good football film?

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You can't beat this documentary about proper football. Y'tell young people about this today and they'd never believe ya.

It is 1935. On a stereotypically cold, wet, windswept and bleak West Yorkshire hillside sits the Sewage Works ground, home to Barnstoneworth United. Once a mighty team in the Yorkshire Premier League, they have now fallen on hard times.

Barnstoneworth United haven’t won a match in six years. After losing 8-1 to Brighouse, depressed United superfan Gordon Ottershaw comes home and smashes the furniture in his house in fury. His wife Eileen quietly accepts this. She keeps trying to tell him that she’s having a baby, but he seems not to notice.

“Eight One – Eight bloody One! – And even that were an own goal!”

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That is a classic. All supporters of lower league teams could relate to it.
 
You can't beat this documentary about proper football. Y'tell young people about this today and they'd never believe ya.

It is 1935. On a stereotypically cold, wet, windswept and bleak West Yorkshire hillside sits the Sewage Works ground, home to Barnstoneworth United. Once a mighty team in the Yorkshire Premier League, they have now fallen on hard times.

Barnstoneworth United haven’t won a match in six years. After losing 8-1 to Brighouse, depressed United superfan Gordon Ottershaw comes home and smashes the furniture in his house in fury. His wife Eileen quietly accepts this. She keeps trying to tell him that she’s having a baby, but he seems not to notice.

“Eight One – Eight bloody One! – And even that were an own goal!”

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But not a Film
 
Back in 1965 to 1967 there was a twice weekly BBC TV series called United, about a second division club called Brentwich. It ran for 147 episodes and football scenes were filmed at Stoke.

I also remember The Manageress, can't remember the football scenes, but she was quite tasty!
 
I'm looking forward to the film version of "How Not to Run a Football Club".... someone remind me who we've got pencilled in for playing the lead roles?!?!
 
Back in 1965 to 1967 there was a twice weekly BBC TV series called United, about a second division club called Brentwich. It ran for 147 episodes and football scenes were filmed at Stoke.

I also remember The Manageress, can't remember the football scenes, but she was quite tasty!
‘Cherie Lunghi’
 
I'm looking forward to the film version of "How Not to Run a Football Club".... someone remind me who we've got pencilled in for playing the lead roles?!?!
michael sheen would have to be involved, especially as he was the single biggest donor to the frank knight fund i believe.

he can play too. turned arsenal down as a youngster.
 
Reminds me of The Likely Lads episode where they're trying to avoid learning the result of an England game until the highlights come on the telly later.
Funny episode (it's one for the older readers on here really), worth watching if you can find it
Bulgaria v England from memory?

Thelma stole the show at the end
 
I liked the Damned United but the book was miles better, you didn't hear the internal monologue in the film which made the book.

Mike Bassett is ace 'Ron Benson and Tony Hedges'.
Mrs F really doesn't like football, but she was gripped by that film
 
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