Phhhewwww Nearly in trouble then!!

[DJ Dudley]

Missis just come bursting in and said “you better get upstairs and get your 9yr old daughter told, she’s swearing….. As I’m walking up the stairs she’s singing in the shower at the top of her voice Charlie’s chant, and just as I got to the door……. “And then he said to me, I CLUCKING hate PNE!!” WOW…… keep going girl!!

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Missis just come bursting in and said “you better get upstairs and get your 9yr old daughter told, she’s swearing….. As I’m walking up the stairs she’s singing in the shower at the top of her voice Charlie’s chant, and just as I got to the door……. “And then he said to me, I CLUCKING hate PNE!!” WOW…… keep going girl!!

She obviously heard you coming.

 

[poolfc]

It should become part of the national curriculum and taught in schools from a young age

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

My ten year old daughter knows it off by heart...

Including the last line "I flipping hate PNE"

 

[Tangman74]

At what age is it acceptable to allow your kids to join in with the chants in full blown fashion , including all the swear words ?

 

[Middxile]

At birth

 

[Davepick]

Anyway, why do people feel the need for profanity (swearing)?
I have never used the F word in front of MrsDP. (or behind )
I never swear in mixed company.
Basically it's lack of English knowledge.
'Stands by for blast'.

 

[Block j]

Call me old fashioned, but swearing at home where young children and Females are present is a big NO

 

[Davepick]

Don't get me wrong.
I've worked in a GPO Sorting Office (many years ago) and it was full of swearing in, a then, fully male society.
I was in the Army (1950s) where swearing was normal.
However, I still didn't use bad language at home or mixed company.
I don't feel the need for it.

 

[Wizzerboy]

Anyway, why do people feel the need for profanity (swearing)?
I have never used the F word in front of MrsDP. (or behind )
I never swear in mixed company.
Basically it's lack of English knowledge.
'Stands by for blast'.

It's today's society
BTW I've heard some women's language that'd make a bloke blush

 

[Davepick]

What's that line from 'My Fair Lady'?
'When all at once she's using language that would make a Sailor blush'.
One of my favourite musicals.

 

[Southend tangerine]

Must admit I would prefer if our chants didn’t have swear words so that whole families could join in

 

[Gary]

Why would you not swear in “mixed company”? Bit of a weird old fashioned attitude. As if women’s sensibilities aren’t the same as mens?

 

[mull]

It gets tedious and lacks imagination . Vent your spleen by all means, have a rant , indulge in a bit of profanity if that stops you from going on some bloodlust psychotic ,boss eyed, totally , absolutely lost it rampage BUT
There's a time and a place . You may very well enjoy swearing with every second word you say. That's your right just as much as it's mine to listen to a bit of the old swear free language once in a while .

 

[Eventhepenguins]

I was once on a long drive with my 5 or 6 year old daughter and her mum (my ex).
True story this...
We were playing eye spy, every time it was my daughters turn it was something beginning with C for some reason.
We'd run out of all the things we could think of...clouds, cars, coach etc etc, so asked for a clue....
"It's all around us" she said.
Still struggling I asked can she give us a bit more of the word...
"It starts ** and it's all around us" she replied, in all innocence.
My ex was looking at me, absolute daggers of course, as I slunk lower and lower into my seat, thinking she'd perhaps heard me say something like look at all these cunts all around us whilst driving!!!

Anyway I'm dying with shame, the ex is ready to kill me...I said go on Mollie we give in you'll have to tell us the answer...
.
.
.
It was Countryside!!!!

Massive sigh of relief and the moral high ground regained!!! (As if I'd swear like that in front of my own daughter etc etc)

 

[Kingscoatkiwi]

Call me old fashioned, but swearing at home where young children and Females are present is a big NO

Totally agree, there’s a time and a place

 

[DJ Dudley]

She knows not to swear and always changes any naughty word for a safe alternative, ala “Go on the PITCH with Jerry Yates” so I was surprised she would even do it, but it didn’t half sound like it was

 

[tigger]

She knows not to swear and always changes any naughty word for a safe alternative, ala “Go on the PITCH with Jerry Yates” so I was surprised she would even do it, but it didn’t half sound like it was

Don’t let her go on the PITCH with Jerry Yates- she’ll get a banning order