HI, Garstangians
For only £280 you can watch 21 Championship football matches just down the road....I bet you didn't know we were that close!!!!
That's just £13,33p a game.......or the equivalent of 3 small cups of Coffee in Starbucks.....which would be more stimulating than watching us....BUT
At Deepdale, you can see stars of the Championship such as Brad Potts.....or............................Mark Lawrenson & Deepdale (Smelly) Duck.....
P.S....Children under 13 are not allowed within 20 feet of Deepdale Duck due to a misunderstanding at the local swimming baths......
PLEASE come....were trying to flog the place again this year and we need to pretend that real fans attending....were looking to sell at any cost.
We just need you to buy 1 ticket, just 1...or you could bring the kids, they can wear their Liverpool shirts...we don't mind.....Half our fans support other teams.
SO....Come and join the LOWECommotion....or become an Ambassador....10% off all tickets when we reach the Prem.......or 30% off for League 1
Come on down and enjoy the roar of the main road running past Deepdale, the overpowering smell of Deepdale Duck...a Butter pie from 1892
Our fans are some of the best in Preston......come and have a sing song with Mr Meeseeks and his one string banjo, drop a £1 coin into his empty cup to help him feed his habit and to keep him in fags and wank mags for the week.....
And just like Preston North End Owners....You too, can throw your money down the drain......