Report it App

Phil_bfc deux said:
On the club site

Fcuking ell its a football match we are going to have every soft arsed yougut knitting weirdo reporting stuff

Madness......
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I’ve been waiting for you to bring this one up all day….😂

Lucky for you, I’ve heard they’ve drafted Robbie in to moderate 👍

You’d better be on your best behaviour on Saturday 😉
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
I’ve been waiting for you to bring this one up all day….😂

Lucky for you, I’ve heard they’ve drafted Robbie in to moderate 👍

You’d better be on your best behaviour on Saturday 😉
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I can see it now people report stuff and before you have chance of a piss and a puff you have Lee Charles with his selfie stick up your hooter followed by an army of £9 an hour stewards
 
Phil_bfc deux said:
On the club site

Fcuking ell its a football match we are going to have every soft arsed yougut knitting weirdo reporting stuff

Madness......
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It a fckn joke. I was reported for racism during the prem season from some newbie wannabee. Threatened to put him on his arse and he got the stewards onto me. Absolute madness!!!
 
The SLO will be all over it, I can see an advert coming out for some volunteer junior SLOs to monitor the crowd in the next few weeks

Proper fun police stuff this
 
Never heard of it , mind you nothing surprises me anymore, football used be be a place where you could let off a bit of steam on a Saturday after a hard weeks graft, nowadays it’s where you’d go for a bit of piece and quiet .
 
Wonder if this app goes v this?

No person (other than a person who holds an appropriate licence) may bring into (or use within) the Ground any equipment which is capable of recording or transmitting (by digital or other means) any audio, visual or audio-visual material or any data or information in relation to the Match or any aspect of it.

However, Mobile telephones are permitted within the Ground, provided that they are used for personal and private use only PROVIDED THAT no audio, visual or audio-visual mateiral captured by a mobile telephone may be published or otherwise made available to any third parties including, without limitation, via social networking sites.
 
JJpool said:
Can't wait to get started tbh, issues with pies, litter bugs, man's head constantly blocking view of corner flag, phantom farter etc. Hopefully the club will now be able to sniff them out.
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Yeah be some corkers

I remember some silly cow from BSA having a go at me after the Derby home game and then again for boycotting home games

Telling me to support the team

I saw her away at Shrewsbury fast asleep in her seat, couldn't help myself so I went over and gave her a good shake to wake her up and told her to support the team

That would be a right Report it App offence I reckon

The Mushroom Times should be a book on it
 
Mcewans Mullet said:
Wonder if this app goes v this?

No person (other than a person who holds an appropriate licence) may bring into (or use within) the Ground any equipment which is capable of recording or transmitting (by digital or other means) any audio, visual or audio-visual material or any data or information in relation to the Match or any aspect of it.

However, Mobile telephones are permitted within the Ground, provided that they are used for personal and private use only PROVIDED THAT no audio, visual or audio-visual mateiral captured by a mobile telephone may be published or otherwise made available to any third parties including, without limitation, via social networking sites.
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Good point that
 
Great! I'm going to report the old guys who sit near me who constantly whinge about not sticking a man on a back post for 90 minutes.
 
Sooty59 said:
I should have reported the phantom farter of the North but I couldn't sniff him out or her (for balance)
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I've literally just done that joke...

Tbh when I went in the west one time, at half time, this old bloke next to me apologised and said "really sorry, I've just let out a silent fart"

His Mrs immediately said to him "right, first thing in the morning we need to go and get your hearing checked"
 
Dear Club, I must protest that I am surrounded by 52 per cent of Brexiteers every home game chanting “The EU is ** shit.” Please ban these popinjays for life as I fear for my personal safety being amongst these heathens. Yours sincerely, 1966 and all that.😜🇬🇧
 
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JJpool said:
I've literally just done that joke...

Tbh when I went in the west one time, at half time, this old bloke next to me apologised and said "really sorry, I've just let out a silent fart"

His Mrs immediately said to him "right, first thing in the morning we need to go and get your hearing checked"
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I didn't read your valued post before I mentioned the infamous farter. Was it you?
 
I will be reporting the " Simon Sadler HE'S one of our own " chant. For all we know Simon identifies as a fridge freezer on a Saturday.
Sort it out BFC
 
ste said:
Great! I'm going to report the old guys who sit near me who constantly whinge about not sticking a man on a back post for 90 minutes.
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if I stop doing it will you not report me, please, pretty please, I promise I will stop doing it after tomorrow. Just one last time, please.😁
 
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Mcewans Mullet said:
Wonder if this app goes v this?

No person (other than a person who holds an appropriate licence) may bring into (or use within) the Ground any equipment which is capable of recording or transmitting (by digital or other means) any audio, visual or audio-visual material or any data or information in relation to the Match or any aspect of it.

However, Mobile telephones are permitted within the Ground, provided that they are used for personal and private use only PROVIDED THAT no audio, visual or audio-visual mateiral captured by a mobile telephone may be published or otherwise made available to any third parties including, without limitation, via social networking sites.
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That's the end of vlogs then.
 
Dark_Side_of_the_Lune said:
There was a thing on bbc the other morning that’s made my piss boil. A minority group wants to get alcohol banned at football because of how well it all went in Quatar.
Some hijab wearing women’s football supporters group. Please keep trying to get rid of the shit side of football but stop trying to kill the game
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Don’t think an alcohol ban would kill the game , don’t think it would make any difference, hasn’t up in Scotland. Better for local pubs if people don’t desert them at 2pm on a Saturday afternoon to go and drink something that resembles boiled piss in one of those squeezy plastic cups, you lose half of the six quids worth of boiled piss when you pick them up, then the other half when you jump about, not to mention the half of someone else’s that you get all over you😁 nah not for me.
 
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