Sausage, Egg and Chips for Christmas Dinner

Bloodtangerine

Bloodtangerine

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Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
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I prefer sausage mash and onion gravy and beans
Thats what I am having tomorra big bratworst
 
The main question is hash browns or not? It's not like they're difficult to make and lend an air of colonial thanksgiving to the proceedings, offer baseball caps for everyone to wear.
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Sounds good, but no starter?

A tin of Heinz Cream of Chicken Soup would just add that little but of je ne sais quoi if you ask me..... It is Christmas at the end of the day🥳
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It’s just such a faff though mate..then there’s the tin to get rid of, the pan to wash or throw in the bin and someone will ask for pepper with it. I’ll be running around like a servant and it’s my Christmas too!
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
The main question is hash browns or not? It's not like they're difficult to make and lend an air of colonial thanksgiving to the proceedings, offer baseball caps for everyone to wear.
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I could do hash browns I suppose but that means putting the oven on and getting a baking tray dirty…..that’ll need washing or slinging away…..it doesn’t sound a lot but it’s all extra work and I don’t want to be totally exhausted when my guests leave at 2pm. I want a nice hour of Me time before I go to bed
 
Bloodtangerine said:
I could do hash browns I suppose but that means putting the oven on and getting a baking tray dirty…..that’ll need washing or slinging away…..it doesn’t sound a lot but it’s all extra work and I don’t want to be totally exhausted when my guests leave at 2pm. I want a nice hour of Me time before I go to bed
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This is where an air fryer would save the day.
 
Bloodtangerine said:
It’s just such a faff though mate..then there’s the tin to get rid of, the pan to wash or throw in the bin and someone will ask for pepper with it. I’ll be running around like a servant and it’s my Christmas too!
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Serve it cold in disposable cups.... You can nick some pepper sachets from McDonalds when you go for Christmas Breakfast👍

OK the tin is a bit of an arsehole, but it'll be well worth it to treat the family
 
Anyway, you're all massively overthinking it, these are £1.50 in Heron Foods.

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It's from a manor house, so classy, two minutes in the microwave and you can lob the tray over next door when you're done, it'll make a nice change from the empty Pot Noodles for them.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
Anyway, you're all massively overthinking it, these are £1.50 in Heron Foods.

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It's from a manor house, so classy, two minutes in the microwave and you can lob the tray over next door when you're done, it'll make a nice change from the empty Pot Noodles for them.
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Lytham_fy8 said:
Anyway, you're all massively overthinking it, these are £1.50 in Heron Foods.

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It's from a manor house, so classy, two minutes in the microwave and you can lob the tray over next door when you're done, it'll make a nice change from the empty Pot Noodles for them.
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Is that Majestic Ambrosia really £1.50? I may have to rethink plans. It’s quite a but more per head than I was thinking of spending and with three guests costs can add up but if each portion will stretch to two people then I think I might be able to make it work….thanks Lytham 👍….and Merry Christmas
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
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Cost effective too for those on a pension 👍
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Is that Majestic Ambrosia really £1.50? I may have to rethink plans. It’s quite a but more per head than I was thinking of spending and with three guests costs can add up but if each portion will stretch to two people then I think I might be able to make it work….thanks Lytham 👍….and Merry Christmas
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Just nick them, Heron Foods almost expects you to.
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Serve it cold in disposable cups.... You can nick some pepper sachets from McDonalds when you go for Christmas Breakfast👍

OK the tin is a bit of an arsehole, but it'll be well worth it to treat the family
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I might be able to do the soup now Lytham has saved me with the Heron deal…….but I think powdered soup is probably a bit classier on Jesus’s Birthday
One of the guests is a bit flash and he’s talking about bringing a Hamlet slim Cigar for after Dinner but he says we can all have a gasp on it seeing as it’s a time of sharing 👍
 
Bloodtangerine said:
I might be able to do the soup now Lytham has saved me with the Heron deal…….but I think powdered soup is probably a bit classier on Jesus’s Birthday
One of the guests is a bit flash and he’s talking about bringing a Hamlet slim Cigar for after Dinner but he says we can all have a gasp on it seeing as it’s a time of sharing 👍
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Lidl's own after dinner mints will finish off the banquet
 
Bloodtangerine said:
If I can nick those I could afford a competitively priced pudding instead of the Asda Value Vanilla ice cream …..not sure what to get though?
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You need to go continental to really finish off with a bang.

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These are a quid, buy them at the same time you nick the dinners and avoid suspicion. You can even use the same plastic spoons everyone ate the main course with.
 
I fell really energised thanks to you guys helping out. Tbh I was actually dreading the day and all the stress of the meal but now it all seems more manageable……that’s the great value of a community pulling together to help someone……next Christmas Day you must all come for Di…….😳
 
Bloodtangerine said:
I might be able to do the soup now Lytham has saved me with the Heron deal…….but I think powdered soup is probably a bit classier on Jesus’s Birthday
One of the guests is a bit flash and he’s talking about bringing a Hamlet slim Cigar for after Dinner but he says we can all have a gasp on it seeing as it’s a time of sharing 👍
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Just a thought, if you’ve got posh folk coming round…

I’d maybe strategically leave one of the ‘Manor House’ packages knocking about so that they can see you’ve splashed out a bit…😉
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Just a thought, if you’ve got posh folk coming round…

I’d maybe strategically leave one of the ‘Manor House’ packages knocking about so that they can see you’ve splashed out a bit…😉
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Yes Bodger and Smackrat probably wouldn’t even notice but Fat Keith (the Cigar Man) would definitely be impressed 👍
 
We have this same thread every year lads…. It’s a yawnathon

no offence but it’s a bit “I‘m a cool Daddio and Hip to the groove so unlike you Turkey compliance Nazis I’m having sausage, egg & chips on Xmas Day, aren’t I the ** Nuts”

If you want sausage egg & chips have it, if you want two have two if you want beans on toast have that…..and please tell us all about it 🤣
 
A jar of pickled red cabbage would be a nice touch. I’d syphon off two thirds of the jar so your guests don’t go mad. Much nicer than cranberry sauce and only 59p a jar in Home Bargains
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
The main question is hash browns or not? It's not like they're difficult to make and lend an air of colonial thanksgiving to the proceedings, offer baseball caps for everyone to wear.
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We've been down this road on here before. Given the choice between a hash brown and a sauteed dog toffee I'd need to give it serious thought before proceeding . Next thing they'll have us mainlining Bud Light 🤨
What's wrong with just eating the entire contents of your kids' selection boxes including the Spangles and a double helping of Eat Me dates for roughage?
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
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Sounds great pal....

You can then sit down and watch the Queens Speech on your 75" curved screen Kamikazee Ultra Dogs Bolloxs TV that you bought from Home Bargains for £49.99! 🤣
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Nice and easy to make, no effort required, I can allow my guests to jazz it up with ketchup or brown sauce and I’m gonna offer buttered bread as an accompaniment. So much better and cooler than a Turkey or a Curry that all the traditional Plebs will be eating. I’m serving it all up on paper plates and plastic cutlery so no washing up and pudding is Value Vanilla ice cream from Asda.

it’s unconventional (and I might yet make it a little easier by dropping the sausages and/or eggs) but I’m just a beat poet, free thinking sort of Christmas Guy. It’s Gonna be the best Christmas Ever 👍
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Funny you should say that.
Mother in law is going to Birmingham for Christmas, my son is in heaven no pressure to eat Turkey, so having our own recipe Mac cheese.
We are having fish
No trad. Pudding, but something light and tasty.
Travelling light next day to Leeds meet my daughter and partner.
Cup of tea for driver and then off to Huddersfield for Pool win.
Overnight stay in Leeds and racing at Wetherby.
All tickets booked.
Weather behave.😜
 
Tangerinetiltingatwindmil said:
Funny you should say that.
Mother in law is going to Birmingham for Christmas, my son is in heaven no pressure to eat Turkey, so having our own recipe Mac cheese.
We are having fish
No trad. Pudding, but something light and tasty.
Travelling light next day to Leeds meet my daughter and partner.
Cup of tea for driver and then off to Huddersfield for Pool win.
Overnight stay in Leeds and racing at Wetherby.
All tickets booked.
Weather behave.😜
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Food heaven ❤️👩‍👦
 
Nothing wrong with this - I’ll be doing it to cook along with nigella - can’t wait to see her dip a sausage in a runny egg .

I trust the whole family will be dressed in their new matching grey Matalan tracksuits.
 
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