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North End ?
Did we really 🤨
Must admit I call it the North rather than the Kop but adding the ' End ' isn't something I have picked up on
Will be listening out for the culprit 😉
Don’t worry it wasn’t you. It was regards to a save of grimmys if I remember rightly maybe on his ratings.
 
@td53

As for the height of Kouassi...

A super in depth photo analysis was done here...

 
@td53

As for the height of Kouassi...

A super in depth photo analysis was done here...

I'm wondering if this height thing is a big factor in how we've managed to uncover his talent, where others have failed...

I reckon every other Club has just looked at his Wiki Profile, decided that he's a dwarf and simply overlooked him as a prospect. Potentially even Sutton released him for being too small, having checked his Wiki profile and thought that they simply couldn't take the chance on such a stumpty striker.... He can appear deceptively small from a distance, because he's quite thick set and broad.

Blackpool have actually taken the time to get him in and compiled a complete dossier by all accounts, which will have almost certainly included an official height measurement (very crafty and calculated on our behalf and shows that we leave no stone unturned 😉) .

Based on the pictorial analysis, that you submitted in the other thread, he could be 6 ft 1 and possibly even slightly taller. What an amazing find👍

We should rename him David Goliath
 
I'm wondering if this height thing is a big factor in how we've managed to uncover his talent, where others have failed...

I reckon every other Club has just looked at his Wiki Profile, decided that he's a dwarf and simply overlooked him as a prospect. Potentially even Sutton released him for being too small, having checked his Wiki profile and thought that they simply couldn't take the chance on such a stumpty striker.... He can appear deceptively small from a distance, because he's quite thick set and broad.

Blackpool have actually taken the time to get him in and compiled a complete dossier by all accounts, which will have almost certainly included an official height measurement (very crafty and calculated on our behalf and shows that we leave no stone unturned 😉) .

Based on the pictorial analysis, that you submitted in the other thread, he could be 6 ft 1 and possibly even slightly taller. What an amazing find👍

We should rename him David Goliath
There may be an element of truth to it...

I believe when they measured the Sutton team they had people lined up in a row, using a sophisticated laser setup, so they were sure of its accuracy.

What they didn't realise is that Kouassi was stood at the end 1 step lower that the rest.

Either that or he's been using those tall shoes.
 
There may be an element of truth to it...

I believe when they measured the Sutton team they had people lined up in a row, using a sophisticated laser setup, so they were sure of its accuracy.

What they didn't realise is that Kouassi was stood at the end 1 step lower that the rest.

Either that or he's been using those tall shoes.
I'd imagine that our medical process would have picked up any attempt to disguise his height with tall shoes (It's very thorough, by all accounts), So you'd have to conclude that Sutton have either assumed that Wiki was correct or that there has been some kind of malfunction or deception in the group photography and laser measuring session.

Anyway whichever way you look at it, their loss is our gain...

I wonder if we could have a chant for him...

Oooooh Killie Kouzzi
He use to be a midget, but he's massive now
 
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