Simms incoming

[Seasidestevo71]

Been tweeted he’s coming, reason why Bishop was pulled ??

 

[The Catcher in the Rye]

Been tweeted he’s coming, reason why Corby was pulled ??View attachment 11955

Who’s Andy Smith? This is exciting!!!!!

 

[Chunkylad]

Just dropped my protein shake….

Fook me. Get that one over the line and I’ll be chuffed to mintballs.

Not sure how we afford it but SS can worry that one over

 

[NewburyOne]

Andy Smith is an absolute clown, he knows less than nothing about football transfers. Please don't read anything into this, if he wrote that, I'm 99% sure it won't happen.

 

[alginate]

Utterly amazed people still believe these accounts.

 

[JJpool]

It's quoting a tweet originally from the completely fake journalist Andy Smith.

Andy Smith Understands. Didn't think that account was even still going.

 

[BH2211]

As much as I want it to happen, it’s a troll account and he’s going to a bigger club in championship I’m afraid

 

[KingZobo]

Been tweeted he’s coming, reason why Bishop was pulled ??View attachment 11955

Example of not believing everything you see without checking.

 

[Jonnyseasider]

It you believe that account then you need to seek help

 

[NewburyOne]

Utterly amazed people still believe these accounts.

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Beat me to it, I mean his track record is spot on!!

 

[Chunkylad]

Big fat boo!!!!

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Is Andy Smith a Nobber?

Only sounds like another cheap wind up to me.

 

[Limechase]

Ps Simms is in the States with Everton

 

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

The joys of Twatter

 

[Superbretty]

Utter bollocks. Isn't Simms away in America anyway?

 

[zigire]

Right every time. lolz

 

[fcblackpool]

Fantastic news!!!!!

Can't wait for Sunday now. Don't normally do any pre-season , but now we've got Simms!!!!

Well done SS and BM- top superstars.

 

[The Catcher in the Rye]

BREAKING: @AndySmith understands from a VERY RELIABLE SOURCE that Andy Smith is a complete roaster @utmp

 

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

Big Bertha understands Andy Smith is a knob.

 

[Tangerine_Dream]

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Right every time. lolz

Is he this Calderwood fella on here?!

 

[Limechase]

Why do it? 12yr old keyboard warrior?

 

[20togo]

it's as if the o/p thinks it's genuine.

 

[AllezBlackpool]

I give up.

 

[thefutureistangerine]

Between this and the Muckers' Tweet, there really should be some sort of theory test you need to pass before using the internet.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

I give up.

For Good?

 

[Seasidestevo71]

it's as if the o/p thinks it's genuine.

I was excited

 

[bollieboy]

Fantastic news!!!!!

Can't wait for Sunday now. Don't normally do any pre-season , but now we've got Simms!!!!

Well done SS and BM- top superstars.

He is joining us but I have just seen a screenshot of a txt exchange and he is a massive Nobber fan and ** hates Blackpool. What an embarassment of a club we are.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

 

[20togo]

I was excited

Of course we'd all be excited if it were to happen but you don't have to be reading AVFTT for too long that there are plenty of posts by whoever when it comes to stuff like this.

 

[Wizaard]

He is joining us but I have just seen a screenshot of a txt exchange and he is a massive Nobber fan and ** hates Blackpool. What an embarassment of a club we are.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

I know for a fact we're signing Lionel Messi, but he hates Blackpool, as he has a house in Benidorm.

 

[electric_eel]

I heard from a mate who heard from a very good source who read it on the internet that Ellis Simms will start for Everton on Sunday and will then swap shirts at half time and play for Blackpool by way of a dramatic reveal.

Absolutely nailed on fact * from a cast iron source







* Possibly. Could happen you never know... but probably won't

 

[AngelBFC]

As much as I want it to happen, it’s a troll account and he’s going to a bigger club in championship I’m afraid

Are there any bigger clubs in the Championship ?

 

[tangerine_neil]

Obviously going to Burnley if it’s a 7 FIGER / FINGER bid.



100% record this wum. Of failure.

 

[Hazi]

Everyone knows the Simms deal is off, PNE tattoo on his ar5e

 

[ste]

Love the stock image profile picture

A true sign of maximum legitimacy

 

[PdxTangerine]

Love the referring to himself in the third person thing he's got going on:

Got me excited this, just what we need really. Was really hoping we were ready to lodge a six FINGER bid

 

[Hevster]

Andy Smith understands… sod all about the transfer market.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Best bit is where he refers to himself as Andy sanity

 

[Allmodcons]

Best bit is where he refers to himself as Andy sanity

Yes. Andy Sanity Towel.

 

[JJpool]

Everyone knows the Simms deal is off, PNE tattoo on his ar5e

He once stopped for a shit in Preston, no thanks

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Can people stop posting anything off Twitter, it's a wank place full of wanking wankers.

 

[Purdonkey]

Just heard on MySpace that Mark Lawrenson has come out of retirement and is to replace Big Marv #AndySmithunderstands

 

[AmericanTangerine]

The damage that fake news through social media has done to humanity is irreparable.

 

[FY16JJ]

.. and the Sims fan club are here to greet him

 

[Lewis_Winthorpe]

Has this happened yet or am I going to have to go and smash some Preston scum?

 

[Roy Kent]

You know nothin’ Andy Smith