Snooker loopy nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy!🧡

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

We've stuffed the Nobenders since the days when I was a lad, they know there's no fuckin' way they'll ever be back, they're bad

A snooker question will follow later...so follow follow follow, it's gonna be the snooker question to follow... and there's nobody better than Ludo Sylvestre, he's the best of the French that I know oh oh!

Oh Fuckin' Nora, Elliot Grandin runnin' down the wing, everybody sing Elliot Grandin

 

[Briggsysgonagetya]

Ive always thought some kind of breathalyser test should be fitted to devices connected to the internet..

If youre pished, you cant log on

 

[Matesrates]

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Slightly off topic but I saw Ronnie had to go through qualifying for the German masters the other day and got beat 5:0 by some non-entity, apparently he was quite riled up, crashing balls all over the place on one break off shot, and then was quite critical of his fellow pro's after the match.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Perrie Mans 5-4 in the final against Graham Miles.

 

[JJpool]

Slightly off topic but I saw Ronnie had to go through qualifying for the German masters the other day and got beat 5:0 by some non-entity, apparently he was quite riled up, crashing balls all over the place on one break off shot, and then was quite critical of his fellow pro's after the match.

Off topic? The topic never made sense....

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

Here we go, OK...

What is the lowest number of shots required to make a 23 break?

 

[Allmodcons]

Perrie Mans 5-4 in the final against Graham Miles.

Was it not Rex Williams v John Pulman?

 

[Pool fan in kendal]

Here we go, OK...

What is the lowest number of shots required to make a 23 break?

5

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Is it 4? Free ball blue, then blue pink black??

 

[CGP1]

Good shout Penguin.

Forgive 50s - he's asking for genuine reasons. Never got past a 22.

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Good question, had to have a think

 

[berthalovelybertha]

Great match between the Franciscos. Although Silvino couldn't seem to pot a ball in the final frame.

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Probably had a grand on himself losing 5:4!!

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

No correct answer as yet

 

[onlyonepool]

From the break smash into the pack potting all 15 reds, take the pink and then the yellow. Total 23 points from3 shots I've only managed it on a couple of occasions

 

[berthalovelybertha]

Here we go, OK...

What is the lowest number of shots required to make a 23 break?

Unsure about this, although I do know a score of 501 in darts is possible in one throw if you use a hedgehog.

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

You're getting warmer lads, but not got it yet!

 

[berthalovelybertha]

2? Opponent (probably Tony Meo) fouls and leaves a free ball. You pot the colour selected & 15 reds on shot one, followed by black.

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

2? Opponent (probably Tony Meo) fouls and leaves a free ball. You pot the colour selected & 15 reds on shot one, followed by black.

Correctamundo BLB, you've won a coconut!

 

[onlyonepool]

I was close but no cigar

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

I was close but no cigar

You can have a coconut for your username!

 

[CGP1]

Hellfire Gaz.

So that's the shot you were attempting for all those years. I owe you an apology mate

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

Hellfire Gaz.

So that's the shot you were attempting for all those years. I owe you an apology mate

No worries Steve, we both always tried our best on the green baize although we were more suited to green grass.

BTW, did I ever tell you about the night I beat Bill Werbeniuk?!

 

[CGP1]

You didn't, do please go on

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Perrie Mans 5-4 in the final against Graham Miles.

Eddie Charlton, the third Charlton brother must have been off form that series of Pot Black (Lives Matter)

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Eddie Charlton, the third Charlton brother must have been off form that series of Pot Black (Lives Matter)

Pot Black Lives Matter is a bloody great idea for a show, professional players in a one frame shoot out but the legs have been sawn off the table so they have to kneel.

*emails BBC*

 

[Bloodtangerine]

No worries Steve, we both always tried our best on the green baize although we were more suited to green grass.

BTW, did I ever tell you about the night I beat Bill Werbeniuk?!

Not at drinking you didn’t!

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Is it Fred (Parrot Face) Davies son of Fred senior and Nephew of Joe Davies?

 

[Hertsseasider]

Pot Black was the most amazing TV, such great characters

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Pot Black Lives Matter is a bloody great idea for a show, professional players in a one frame shoot out but the legs have been sawn off the table so they have to kneel.

*emails BBC*

I want 50% of those rights! …….Black Baize and the balls are all the colours of the Rainbow…..it’s a winner

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Is it Fred (Parrot Face) Davies son of Fred senior and Nephew of Joe Davies?

I used to have a 6 foot Joe Davies table.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Is it Fred (Parrot Face) Davies son of Fred senior and Nephew of Joe Davies?

He sure is

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Is it Fred (Parrot Face) Davies son of Fred senior and Nephew of Joe Davies?

Yep, also Steve Davies' dad.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

I used to have a 6 foot Joe Davies table.

Stop showing off!

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Stop showing off!

I hung on to it for years thinking it was going to be a valuable antique or something, they currently go for a tenner on eBay. Old Joe must have shifted a fuck ton of the things.

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Tony Drago Malfoy got himself a part in Harry Potter

 

[dodgy_surname]

Alex was the man

 

[Allmodcons]

Could be worse, I had a Fred Davies half size table - my Mum would only allow me to put it up in the garage.

Was fine for the summer but come Xmas it was like playing at Augusta it had warped so much

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Pot Black Lives Matter is a bloody great idea for a show, professional players in a one frame shoot out but the legs have been sawn off the table so they have to kneel.

*emails BBC*

Instead of calling a foul, is it EXTRA points for potting a white??? (Sorry Wokes, only kidding )

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Instead of calling a foul, is it EXTRA points for potting a white??? (Sorry Wokes, only kidding )

Brilliant!

 

[Wizaard]

Is it Fred (Parrot Face) Davies son of Fred senior and Nephew of Joe Davies?

Parrot Face used to have an Italian restaurant on Springfield Rd next to the Baptist Tabernacle.

Thought I'd bring some sanity to the thread with a bit of local information.

 

[CGP1]

Pot Black Lives Matter is a bloody great idea for a show, professional players in a one frame shoot out but the legs have been sawn off the table so they have to kneel.

*emails BBC*

You should email Richard Osman. It's a new question for Arrrhhhnser Smash.

 

[Graham berrys plastic bag]

We've stuffed the Nobenders since the days when I was a lad, they know there's no fuckin' way they'll ever be back, they're bad

A snooker question will follow later...so follow follow follow, it's gonna be the snooker question to follow... and there's nobody better than Ludo Sylvestre, he's the best of the French that I know oh oh!

Oh Fuckin' Nora, Elliot Grandin runnin' down the wing, everybody sing Elliot Grandin

Dusty bin cbd 321 stan mcewan double on the blue into the centre pocket & ray reardon,do I get a coconut bitf?

 

[Poolfan2]

@Born_in_the_Fifties - I haven't a clue what your post was about but it's properly made me laugh!

 

[20togo]

who was more pissed when you beat Bill Werbernuik, him or you? At his request, they've even knocked down the place where you beat him as it was too painful a memory for him.

 

[Born_in_the_Fifties]

The Veevers (Hop Inn) is no more?!

 

[Tiptank]

Wasnt it a Pot Black commentary classic "for those watching in black and white the blue is next to the green"